Qasim Rashid, Esq.

Me: I heard they banned people from burying toilets in landfills

Ayesha: What? Why?

Me: It caused too many toiletrees 😅

Ayesha: 🤦🏽‍♀️

#DadJokes

Jul 9, 2023 at 11:38pmMastodon for iOS
Show threadRoe Your VoteJul 9, 2023
@QasimRashid Way to tank a joke.
Show threadRep. Eric Gallager (no "h"!)Jul 9, 2023
@QasimRashid I think my Mastodon timeline juxtaposed things properly here
Show threadQasim Rashid, Esq.Jul 10, 2023
@egallager haha perfect
Show threadNicoJul 9, 2023
@QasimRashid Ouch
Show threadMark WhybirdJul 10, 2023
@QasimRashid it’s fine if you plant one of those trees that give the little purple fruits nearby. The plumbing is key.