It's easy to create a new Threads account, just enter your email and social security number.

@MissingThePt

for Threads VIP, include your bank account info

@MissingThePt you don't need to give them your social security number, they get it from tracking you (way more convenient for the users)
@EdherJr @MissingThePt It’s okay. It’s just “public data”, right?
@fromthenorth @MissingThePt who even NEEDS privacy these days, amiright?
(In the year 2028 Meta will own everyone and everything. There is no escape. We're all doomed)
@EdherJr @MissingThePt ha I wonder if it will take that long… Let’s hold out on Mastodon.

@MissingThePt

In fact, go ahead and use this link:
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