@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Dude was like "Computer, select me a pfp that is a red flag visible from not only orbit but also from the gd Delta Quadrant."
No worries though, I have made you a pfp to counter:
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Omg, this dude is now forever Patty B to me.
Also, I didn't even know you could use Not Your Headshot as an av in corporate. I'm such a babby at all this.
You should use the same picture I use on Teams, which is a picture of myself at Epcot in like 2011 rocking a horned helmet
@pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
You're listening to Sutton Goon, the Something Awful archaeology podcast hosted in the canoe
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@AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
that scene from American Psycho:
Ref: check out my site, just got it from the Squarespace.
Canoe: lets see Garbo's site.
Garbo: https://michaelsoftbinbows.com/
Ref, trembling and livid to despair: holy shit, it even has music.
@AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Hells yes. At the new job they do the math for you on the app to estimate what your monthly take home should be and I’m making like double my last real job. Getting my own place asap
@AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Time to start actually looking at places out here. I can actually buy a place fairly cheap in a few of the towns around my work. Like cheaper than renting.
@SenatorIvy @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Doc has said something wise before? 😬
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Ivy tried to tell me whatever the fuck you were supposed to impart uponst my wisdom but I burried you instead. You can try to double down but I’m expecting both me and her to pounce like a Jack Russell on a mole, so chose your words carefully.
@KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
I had 2 herniated discs 15 years ago. Ended up having to get surgery for it
@luigithirty @snarthelg @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Fuck I’m tired. 13 hours of work today
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
I just had a weird epiphany watching one of the Northern Boys videos. My dad is PKJ and I’m Norm. Specifically the Nobody Likes Me video.
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Except I have a head of luxurious hair and my dad is as bald as Mr Clean
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop they reliably ban Nazis and their homophobic sycophants
respectfully that's all the principles discourse I need
@potatosalad @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Kenny, I’m in England, Bath, this week and I’m going to eat one of these at the bakery they come from which also has really bad waxworks of Sally baking her buns. I feel like this is the closets I’m come to a clammy slap yet!
@BuluBane @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
I remember visiting Bath. Love all their architectural stone facade type
As far as clammy slap, you'd butter barm-lieve it! Could be omega-level carb energy
@BuluBane @KennyLogins @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Laura Jane Grace is posting on the BlueSky
Definitely doesn’t seem friendly to transphobes.
Also, Alex Winters has been arranging for people to give their invite codes to trans people leaving Twitter.
Canoe, this isn't much of a photo, but I finally got a photo of the elusive brown skink. I saw him posted up here in front of the strawberry plants.
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @KennyLogins @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @KennyLogins @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
This is info I need Doc. Don’t tell me it’s a shitposting station. Tell me how bigots are getting run off.
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @KennyLogins @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Tell me why even tho it’s a Jack thing, it’s actually GOOD in all caps
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @KennyLogins @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
I am so fucking tired of shitposting even tho i do it myself like mad .
I want 💯 unironic posting like I’ve been trying to implement recently.
Irony is dead.
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @KennyLogins @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
I don’t mean that in the “days off are for fun” thing but more of a “if I can get a laugh, it’s worth it”
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @BuluBane @KennyLogins @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @luigithirty @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
ive gotten access to the bluesky and it seems pretty rad, it seems to support hell threads like this just fine (i came across a random one) i havent seen any nazis or right wingers at all, in fact the vibes are extremely Gay (non-derogatory)