@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop twitter now has a limit of 25 posts per thread, presumably to get people to shell out for the mark of shame and its 20,000 word posts

RIP canoe

@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The whole "we don't moderate content, we just enforce tagging it properly so the robust filters work" seems like it will be difficult to get past for me.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
As always, you do you, but I think I'll wait and see until it's out of invite-only (i.e. beta) before I make any hard moves
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
OTOH Threads via Instagram seems like an instant non-starter as it appears to be 100% algo-driven TL with basically zero ability to curate

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I’m not exaggerating at all when I say the weed plants grew just short of a foot overnight until I got home from work today. I had to prune them even tho that’s just gonna make them bushier. you’re supposed to do anyway or all the bud growth goes in to the kola.

@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it is already my helg as I booked today off to compliment the two public holidays on the 5th and 6th
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop kenny boosted a toot and it has done masto numbers and I wish ivory did the notification summary that Twitter does
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop IDK why you're so confused you literally nailed why it's fucked and will remain just as fucked if not more fucked in your lauded post.
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Canoe, there is one other person in my onboarding group who I thought was very similar to me, he's from a family business background. Just realized we are not the same because he has patrick bateman as his teams av.

@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Dude was like "Computer, select me a pfp that is a red flag visible from not only orbit but also from the gd Delta Quadrant."

No worries though, I have made you a pfp to counter:

@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Omg, this dude is now forever Patty B to me.

Also, I didn't even know you could use Not Your Headshot as an av in corporate. I'm such a babby at all this.

@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I don't like how I look in photos and I have a deep disdain for corporate pageantry which is why I always roll with camera-off in meetings and MS Paint Pikachu as my pfp (Considering changing it as I've been rocking it for ages now, suggestions welcome!)
@SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It's pretty funny seeing SNART HELG being used constantly in the 'POS CJS thread. The Ruleo legacy. I wonder how it migrated there.

@AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

that scene from American Psycho:

Ref: check out my site, just got it from the Squarespace.

Canoe: lets see Garbo's site.

Garbo: https://michaelsoftbinbows.com/

Ref, trembling and livid to despair: holy shit, it even has music.

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WELCOM to MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS COM
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I really want Ref to expand his site to this scale but I may have teased him too much when he revealed THE FAIRBAIRN ZONE for this to happen now and I have regrets.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop refusing to do anything of note with this site as simply using it as a central point of links to other sites already brought me disdain and misery

@AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Hells yes. At the new job they do the math for you on the app to estimate what your monthly take home should be and I’m making like double my last real job. Getting my own place asap

@AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Time to start actually looking at places out here. I can actually buy a place fairly cheap in a few of the towns around my work. Like cheaper than renting.

@LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I want to buy a place identical to my current place so I won't be renting and supporting some gross rent-seeking fuck. Also I want to install pungee pits on my patio and they won't let you do that in a rental.
@jimprov @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah exactly, tryna keep kids from doing backside nosegrinds and crooks on my patio wall! Also every time I go to check my mail they kickflip or varial over me!!!
@jimprov @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Never seen these spelled as pungee, always punji. Is pungee the right way of is this the latest Genghis/Jenjiss thing.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Ivy tried to tell me whatever the fuck you were supposed to impart uponst my wisdom but I burried you instead. You can try to double down but I’m expecting both me and her to pounce like a Jack Russell on a mole, so chose your words carefully.

@SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Earlier this week there was talk about how to make the canoe better. Including making a canoe-only instance. But then we'd have to have 100% participation 1/
@SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Else the response time/thread-ability would not improve. I don't think anyone wants to commit to a canoe-only instance but it came to me, what if we pick 2/
@SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Something small like jorts.horse? Also, what happens to my mastodon.social toots if i hopped instances per this proposal? Don't want to lose danger.zone 3/3
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
When you migrate servers all of your previous posts are retained under your old handle\server. You can still search them but it becomes tedious.
@jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop also, it seems that if we were all on the same smaller instance that the @ section would get smaller, and we would be able to have more characters per toot
@jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
in theory, if I went back through my thread and tagged everything # danger.zone that would probably help me with findability later, due to how Masto works
@KennyLogins @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop also we don’t know for certain that all of us being on the same instance will fix the threading. It’s an educated guess at best.
@AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop hmm. Yeah, i'd need that to be a probability rather than a possibility before i'd do it much less ask *mumbled counting sounds* 18 other people to follow suit
@AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
BTW sorry for being late to the party on this. I had a sciatica attack a week ago and thought my body was trying to kill me or get me to cut my leg off 1/
@AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
This is the first it's ever happened. Probably a pinched nerve because I've been sitting too much prepping for and doing job exams/interviews. So painful 2/
@AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
We had to cancel a family trip to Toronto. And had to get X-rays as genuinely thought it might be a hernia or slipped disc or bone cancer or something 3/
@AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
And I've been bedridden for this week while waiting for the nerve to calm down enough while getting used to statex/endocet so I can move, which I now can 4/4
@AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop it's a decent educated guess though as mastodon.social WAS working well enough between migration waves to allow the canoe to thread properly. That was nice.