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RIP canoe
@luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop What an idiot baby
I hate him
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Start my new job with one of the Faang’s tomorrow
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I’m not exaggerating at all when I say the weed plants grew just short of a foot overnight until I got home from work today. I had to prune them even tho that’s just gonna make them bushier. you’re supposed to do anyway or all the bud growth goes in to the kola.
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Dude was like "Computer, select me a pfp that is a red flag visible from not only orbit but also from the gd Delta Quadrant."
No worries though, I have made you a pfp to counter:
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Omg, this dude is now forever Patty B to me.
Also, I didn't even know you could use Not Your Headshot as an av in corporate. I'm such a babby at all this.
You should use the same picture I use on Teams, which is a picture of myself at Epcot in like 2011 rocking a horned helmet
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You're listening to Sutton Goon, the Something Awful archaeology podcast hosted in the canoe
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@AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
that scene from American Psycho:
Ref: check out my site, just got it from the Squarespace.
Canoe: lets see Garbo's site.
Garbo: https://michaelsoftbinbows.com/
Ref, trembling and livid to despair: holy shit, it even has music.
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Hells yes. At the new job they do the math for you on the app to estimate what your monthly take home should be and I’m making like double my last real job. Getting my own place asap
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Time to start actually looking at places out here. I can actually buy a place fairly cheap in a few of the towns around my work. Like cheaper than renting.
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Doc has said something wise before? 😬
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Ivy tried to tell me whatever the fuck you were supposed to impart uponst my wisdom but I burried you instead. You can try to double down but I’m expecting both me and her to pounce like a Jack Russell on a mole, so chose your words carefully.
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*tips my fedora and moonwalk away*
@jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @bastage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop so hold up, are you offering to let canoeists migrate into your Jorts and/or Horse?
in all seriousness that seems like a good idea for threading performance