Pile Of Garbage@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
Bulu@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canoe, after precisely 2 days in the office in real people shoes and only one of those heels, my feet are like a charred and knotted mess of tree roots and blisters.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Clearly this is a sign, a sign to BOOTS. THEY CAN GO EVERYWHERE AND DESTROY EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR ENEMIES!!!
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop you’re right, I need stomping boots!
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Lookup rave mosh pit boots. You can get like platform heels with steel toes it rules!
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Everyone: wtf where is Lu!?!?
Lu, phasing through all matter and energy thanks to their sick boots: lol. LMAO!
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop gotta share the phasing boots with Ivy
Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Btw Lu I wrote some big time Aussie doctrine that you can use to rant at people if you want: https://cohost.org/garbo/post/1862216-ok-hear-me-out-we
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I fukken love this Garbo. GOUGH CREW FOREVER GOUGH CREW FOR LIFE
Operación Ogro Apasionado@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Foreign canoe friends, what would your word for Mileage be? I obviously know it's not kilometerage
Kenny Logins@LargeTesticles @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canada says mileage but driving distance is measured in kilometres. as a society we seem to enjoy foreverialy walking between the two systems
NaN@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I guess you need to know what the non-english idioms are for it
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I was mostly just curious if people actually use mileage even though they dont measure things in miles
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but that's where you're crossing into idiom town. I think the English Language idiom is 'mileage' but that doesn't mean it has a 1:1 translation
@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop *Gallagher voice* [Ref] looooves [to be unhelpful]
Katherine the Sixth@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop twitter now has a limit of 25 posts per thread, presumably to get people to shell out for the mark of shame and its 20,000 word posts
RIP canoe
Hello!@luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop What an idiot baby
I hate him
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Start my new job with one of the Faang’s tomorrow
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop guys, I quite like bluesky
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I think you’d like it 🤷♀️
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The whole "we don't moderate content, we just enforce tagging it properly so the robust filters work" seems like it will be difficult to get past for me.
The whole "we don't moderate content, we just enforce tagging it properly so the robust filters work" seems like it will be difficult to get past for me.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
As always, you do you, but I think I'll wait and see until it's out of invite-only (i.e. beta) before I make any hard moves
As always, you do you, but I think I'll wait and see until it's out of invite-only (i.e. beta) before I make any hard moves
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
OTOH Threads via Instagram seems like an instant non-starter as it appears to be 100% algo-driven TL with basically zero ability to curate
OTOH Threads via Instagram seems like an instant non-starter as it appears to be 100% algo-driven TL with basically zero ability to curate
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah, that made it an instant, hard No from me.
@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I’m not exaggerating at all when I say the weed plants grew just short of a foot overnight until I got home from work today. I had to prune them even tho that’s just gonna make them bushier. you’re supposed to do anyway or all the bud growth goes in to the kola.
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Hi canoe. HELG approaches, going to the pub in ~2 hours for a colleague's leaving drinks.
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it is already my helg as I booked today off to compliment the two public holidays on the 5th and 6th
@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop At the pub they've got a 9.7% beer on tap its insane like taste wise lol.
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop kenny boosted a toot and it has done masto numbers and I wish ivory did the notification summary that Twitter does
@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop is it mine? the orb one?
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop no it’s my one about showing tweets in a chronological order. It’s a riff on a drill tweet
@AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it was deffo prescient re: Threads, like alarmingly so. Also you're welcome lol
@KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop like just compress these into two notification items lol
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop IDK why you're so confused you literally nailed why it's fucked and will remain just as fucked if not more fucked in your lauded post.
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Canoe, there is one other person in my onboarding group who I thought was very similar to me, he's from a family business background. Just realized we are not the same because he has patrick bateman as his teams av.
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Dude was like "Computer, select me a pfp that is a red flag visible from not only orbit but also from the gd Delta Quadrant."
No worries though, I have made you a pfp to counter:
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Omg, this dude is now forever Patty B to me.
Also, I didn't even know you could use Not Your Headshot as an av in corporate. I'm such a babby at all this.
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I don't like how I look in photos and I have a deep disdain for corporate pageantry which is why I always roll with camera-off in meetings and MS Paint Pikachu as my pfp (Considering changing it as I've been rocking it for ages now, suggestions welcome!)
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I'm an internal consultant so unfortunately I am MISS FACE TO FACE now and it's a lot to process :/
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop IRL face-to-face stuff is fine and I don't mind it. Of course I work from a secure facility where customers aren't allowed lol. Being on camera though just weirds me out.
Obviously you'll just annihilate everyone and they'll love u, nbd!
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Aww <3 I am actually feeling very loved, but it's stressing me out because I need to start doing some actual work to justify it :D
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Don't let it get to you. If there's one thing I've learned it's that what I personally consider to be "slacking off and turbo procrastinating" is actually like above average delivery for my role.
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop This is sage advice and the impression I'm getting
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Oh wait I was going to post a second part but got distracted lol. What I've found most effective is to do the bare-minimum for your job role and pour the rest of your time into developing and presenting innovative stuff outside your job role.
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Oh also the only places where they force you to use a headshot for your corp pfp are ones where they've gone to the weirdly considerable effort of integrating their security access mgmt shizz with the IM stuff.
Jonathan HamiltonYou should use the same picture I use on Teams, which is a picture of myself at Epcot in like 2011 rocking a horned helmet
@pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It's pretty funny seeing SNART HELG being used constantly in the 'POS CJS thread. The Ruleo legacy. I wonder how it migrated there.
@SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I've seen that I claim credit for things too much (always rightfully of course) but I mean I have been posting snart helg in cjs for months yeah no yeah
I've seen that I claim credit for things too much (always rightfully of course) but I mean I have been posting snart helg in cjs for months yeah no yeah
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
It's just so relatable and particular enough to be memetic. I also post it in the weekend threads consistently along with endelig helg
It's just so relatable and particular enough to be memetic. I also post it in the weekend threads consistently along with endelig helg
jimprov@KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I'm so glad the weekend threads didn't flop when I took over. Genuinely enjoy hearing about my posting pals having a good time. :)
I'm so glad the weekend threads didn't flop when I took over. Genuinely enjoy hearing about my posting pals having a good time. :)
@jimprov @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The animations are top friggin notch and they bring your brand to the concept very effectively. 10/10 no notes
The animations are top friggin notch and they bring your brand to the concept very effectively. 10/10 no notes
@jimprov @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop wait wjen you took over wjat
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Rotor is old and got tired of posting the official weekend thread in YOSPOS so I asked to take over and it's been going well so far :)
Rotor is old and got tired of posting the official weekend thread in YOSPOS so I asked to take over and it's been going well so far :)
You're listening to Sutton Goon, the Something Awful archaeology podcast hosted in the canoe
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@jlhamilt @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop you love to see it
@AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
*ozzie voice* fairbairn.zoirn
*ozzie voice* fairbairn.zoirn
@KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Wrong Commonwealth country. It's more of a "chav knicked me forbnorn zone!!!"
@AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
that scene from American Psycho:
Ref: check out my site, just got it from the Squarespace.
Canoe: lets see Garbo's site.
Garbo: https://michaelsoftbinbows.com/
Ref, trembling and livid to despair: holy shit, it even has music.
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I really want Ref to expand his site to this scale but I may have teased him too much when he revealed THE FAIRBAIRN ZONE for this to happen now and I have regrets.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop refusing to do anything of note with this site as simply using it as a central point of links to other sites already brought me disdain and misery
@AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Having a website is the coolest. What you put on there is kinda secondary. Also put whatever you want on there! Go buck wild with it. In fact lets setup the Canoe Webring.
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I will make a vanity webpage if we can make a webring
Powerful Two-Hander@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Totally unrelated but my phone just decided to do all notifications at once and I got like 40 post alerts and thought "damn this is some Friday Shit"
Totally unrelated but my phone just decided to do all notifications at once and I got like 40 post alerts and thought "damn this is some Friday Shit"
@AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop THIS SHOULD BE WHERE YOUR HOTEL BREAKFAST BLOG IS GODDAMMIT
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop "OI OI OI what is up global breaking fast crew. Today I'm in the lobby of the famous Ritz Carlton with a pair of decks and well it's time to eat!"
*138 Trek by DJ Zinc starts playing*
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop breakfast.Fairbairn.zone
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop In Tim Westwood voice: double-u double-u double-u dot breakfast dor farbnarn dot zone
@pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
*Fires off airhorn* it's CEREAL TIME! *Airhorn fires several more times*
*Fires off airhorn* it's CEREAL TIME! *Airhorn fires several more times*
@AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop *SERIES OF EXTREMELY LOUD CORRECT BUZZERS*
@AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Hells yes. At the new job they do the math for you on the app to estimate what your monthly take home should be and I’m making like double my last real job. Getting my own place asap
@AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Time to start actually looking at places out here. I can actually buy a place fairly cheap in a few of the towns around my work. Like cheaper than renting.
@LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I want to buy a place identical to my current place so I won't be renting and supporting some gross rent-seeking fuck. Also I want to install pungee pits on my patio and they won't let you do that in a rental.
@LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I've got close to $70k AUD in de bank but things just seem to be fucked here in Aus so I'll prolly end up riding out another year renting.
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I have been waiting for the Sydney bubble to burst for… 25 years 💀
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
install what
install what
@jimprov @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah exactly, tryna keep kids from doing backside nosegrinds and crooks on my patio wall! Also every time I go to check my mail they kickflip or varial over me!!!
@jimprov @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Never seen these spelled as pungee, always punji. Is pungee the right way of is this the latest Genghis/Jenjiss thing.
@SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I also don't know what garbo is on about but the first image result made me chortle
I also don't know what garbo is on about but the first image result made me chortle
@LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Well remember Doc Block's sage words now,
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Born on a mountain,
Raised in a cave,
Honk honk,
Here comes the Doc?
Raised in a cave,
Honk honk,
Here comes the Doc?
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Homeownership isnt for ev-
*a spike shoots from my ear killing me instantly *
*a spike shoots from my ear killing me instantly *
@SenatorIvy @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Doc has said something wise before? 😬
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Ivy tried to tell me whatever the fuck you were supposed to impart uponst my wisdom but I burried you instead. You can try to double down but I’m expecting both me and her to pounce like a Jack Russell on a mole, so chose your words carefully.
@s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop word on the street is CatJo has a bluesky code Doc
@AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I was debating putting together my own version of those custom digital businesscard link sites but then got super lazy and didnt :v
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I want to subscribe to the Ivy Zine
@AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop ah shit, what a shame, seems they finally broke <marquee> in browsers. Also the music only works sometimes but that's part of the fun!
@AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Congrats on your effort-required bluecheck Ref