You're listening to Sutton Goon, the Something Awful archaeology podcast hosted in the canoe
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that scene from American Psycho:
Ref: check out my site, just got it from the Squarespace.
Canoe: lets see Garbo's site.
Garbo: https://michaelsoftbinbows.com/
Ref, trembling and livid to despair: holy shit, it even has music.
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Hells yes. At the new job they do the math for you on the app to estimate what your monthly take home should be and I’m making like double my last real job. Getting my own place asap
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Time to start actually looking at places out here. I can actually buy a place fairly cheap in a few of the towns around my work. Like cheaper than renting.
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Doc has said something wise before? 😬
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Ivy tried to tell me whatever the fuck you were supposed to impart uponst my wisdom but I burried you instead. You can try to double down but I’m expecting both me and her to pounce like a Jack Russell on a mole, so chose your words carefully.
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I had 2 herniated discs 15 years ago. Ended up having to get surgery for it
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respectfully that's all the principles discourse I need
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I remember visiting Bath. Love all their architectural stone facade type
As far as clammy slap, you'd butter barm-lieve it! Could be omega-level carb energy
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Definitely doesn’t seem friendly to transphobes.
Also, Alex Winters has been arranging for people to give their invite codes to trans people leaving Twitter.
Canoe, this isn't much of a photo, but I finally got a photo of the elusive brown skink. I saw him posted up here in front of the strawberry plants.
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@KennyLogins @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @s_ridenour @BuluBane @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @pileofgarbage @Canoepickles @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop thank!
god i wish i could scroll up the canoe
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not gonna happen with everything so sharded tho
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🎶let's get resharded in here🎶
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This is info I need Doc. Don’t tell me it’s a shitposting station. Tell me how bigots are getting run off.
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Tell me why even tho it’s a Jack thing, it’s actually GOOD in all caps
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I am so fucking tired of shitposting even tho i do it myself like mad .
I want 💯 unironic posting like I’ve been trying to implement recently.
Irony is dead.
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I don’t mean that in the “days off are for fun” thing but more of a “if I can get a laugh, it’s worth it”
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ive gotten access to the bluesky and it seems pretty rad, it seems to support hell threads like this just fine (i came across a random one) i havent seen any nazis or right wingers at all, in fact the vibes are extremely Gay (non-derogatory)