Smork! Smork! Smork!
@TerrorBite I certainly need one of these, since I don't think I would recognise smork if I saw it.
Of course the bad news is, that also applies to alam.
and don't sleep in the ashtray either...
Less well-known B side from Nina Simone
Most people do not get that, this is about the Kings of the Smors (there are about 3000 of them, since the Smors do not believe in the concept of ONE ruler)
They can get quite agitated if forced to go to bed (their pride and joy is supposedly not needing sleep). So trying to get a Smorking into a bed is actually prohibited in many regions of the world.
Thank you.