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Ricki Yasha TarrI guess, I should finally introduce myself. I'm a bipedal, which means I ride two bicycles at once. When I'm not doing, that I turn into vapor, and stay in clouds, until I pee on people #kink. A lot of you like Dinosaurs, but I'm not that old, and I've never met one. #extinct. Time is slowly killing me, so I'm waging war on it, hence the bicycles. #TimeWar
JohnVoltz@johnvoltz I don't even know how you found that lol
@RickiTarr um … googled dinosaur on bike … clicked images … saw this picture … bonus two (!) front wheels … got distracted by accompanying story about a Norwegian man who built this Dinobike … https://www.designboom.com/art/markus-moestue-norway-dinosaur-bike-08-14-2014/… posted pic. Isn’t this how most people behave? 🤷🏼♂️😆
@johnvoltz Gotta love context
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@RickiTarr @johnvoltz 😂😂, damn! y'all funny
Done Suffering Fools
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊@RickiTarr Nice to finally meet you
MikeZilla Minus One@RickiTarr so that wasn't rain yesterday?
@MikeyMcFilms It's all rain eventually
@RickiTarr hahahahahaha
Terrafied Kestrel 
@RickiTarr Best #introduction ever.
fuzzface@RickiTarr OK, so fighting a #TimeWar to avoid becoming #extinct. Seems legit. Success in the #TimeWar allows you to continue your #kink. Also seems legit. However, don't you get into a paradox while you are riding in a "rain" storm? ☮️ 💚 
@fuzzface I live in Paradox.
@RickiTarr Aren’t you doxxing thy self by telling us you live in Paradox?
☀️✨𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟✨☀️(Taylor’s Version)@RickiTarr now this is an introduction
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️Hello, I am a hobbyist for unicycles #OneWheelCrew and I want to join your #TimeWar. Unfortunately my dog eats bicycles #MetalEater and I won't be able to do so. The good news is that I have burnt all the calenders in the city to do my part #BurnTheDates. Thank you, I hope to see you in the mirror dimension we previously discussed twelve years ago #MemoriesAreTimeTravel.
@CaptAntagonist TWO WHEELS GOOD, ONE WHEEL A'IGHT
What about THREE wheels? Tri to keep up with my cycle, yo.
Where do the other letters rank?
@CaptAntagonist Mostly OK EXCEPT W, IT KNOWS WHAT IT DID
I GAVE YOU A WIN AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY IT? NO MORE DOUBLE U FOR YOU
Alice McFlurry 
@RickiTarr I won’t even read a genuine introduction post once, but I’ve come back to read this masterpiece at least fifty times already.
gingereejit@RickiTarr and a character from Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy IIRC?!?
@gingereejit of course
@RickiTarr Loved the movie with Gary Oldman and Colin Firth, almost as good as the series with Alec Guinness as Smiley (and great performance by Hywel Bennet as Tarr)
Great read as well :)
Great read as well :)
tw1tch@RickiTarr There’s no greater satisfaction than unboosting something just so you can re-boost it all over again.
Sebastian @Alice @RickiTarr I concur! 😂
sezduck@RickiTarr @Alice Outstanding usage of hashtags!
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Dieu@RickiTarr fair enough!
PirateDan7@RickiTarr I just like the fact that you used as a handle, one of Smiley's loyalists from Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy 😃
@piratedan7 Oh ding ding, you got it lol
ira@RickiTarr Recent phots of @RickiTarr and @iraantlers & their feral coven, waging their war on time on their dyadic cloud bicycles & related incarnations/iterations.
@RickiTarr as above, so below