Birth Day Day I was born Day I was birthed Came in with 9 months experience, no, I am not inexperienced. 9 months old on my first day, who can beat that ππ€π€π€π€ππππ
I guess, I should finally introduce myself. I'm a bipedal, which means I ride two bicycles at once. When I'm not doing, that I turn into vapor, and stay in clouds, until I pee on people #kink. A lot of you like Dinosaurs, but I'm not that old, and I've never met one. #extinct. Time is slowly killing me, so I'm waging war on it, hence the bicycles. #TimeWar
When I watch #Twitter crumbling I am always reminded of the German software to burn CDs back in the days. They called it Nero. As in Nero burning ROM(e). Always made me giggle.
Work is hard, can be fun, can be so hard, but that is what makes it work. Love all of it. We control what we control, and we live with others in thanksgiving
So, weekend tally: The number of active users across Mastodon rose by 294K, and posting activity roughly tripled. Lots of new sign-ups, but also many returning users. Fun times!
Oooh. Adidas is now the official kit supporter for Forest. The Forest merch store opens in a few weeks and I will be snatching me a new jersey. #premierleague#epl#NFFC