Texas Gender Reveal Massacre@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop linux on the desktop, or as i call it, dante's 10th circle of hell
NaN@snarthelg @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop in Linux no one can hear you scream
@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop there's no 'plug & play' in linuxville. it's 'plug & pray', brother. plug & pray your device is recognized, pray your weekend doesn't turn into dependency hell
@snarthelg @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop plug and pray you don’t embarrass yourself infront if your OS X colleagues
Pile Of Garbage@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Ref your colleagues run MacOS jfc wake up grandpa
Hello!@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It’s not even MacOS, it’s macOS now lmao
@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
Bulu@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canoe, after precisely 2 days in the office in real people shoes and only one of those heels, my feet are like a charred and knotted mess of tree roots and blisters.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Clearly this is a sign, a sign to BOOTS. THEY CAN GO EVERYWHERE AND DESTROY EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR ENEMIES!!!
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop you’re right, I need stomping boots!
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Lookup rave mosh pit boots. You can get like platform heels with steel toes it rules!
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Everyone: wtf where is Lu!?!?
Lu, phasing through all matter and energy thanks to their sick boots: lol. LMAO!
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop gotta share the phasing boots with Ivy
Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Btw Lu I wrote some big time Aussie doctrine that you can use to rant at people if you want: https://cohost.org/garbo/post/1862216-ok-hear-me-out-we
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I fukken love this Garbo. GOUGH CREW FOREVER GOUGH CREW FOR LIFE
Operación Ogro Apasionado@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Foreign canoe friends, what would your word for Mileage be? I obviously know it's not kilometerage
Kenny Logins@LargeTesticles @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canada says mileage but driving distance is measured in kilometres. as a society we seem to enjoy foreverialy walking between the two systems
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I guess you need to know what the non-english idioms are for it
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I was mostly just curious if people actually use mileage even though they dont measure things in miles
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but that's where you're crossing into idiom town. I think the English Language idiom is 'mileage' but that doesn't mean it has a 1:1 translation
@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop *Gallagher voice* [Ref] looooves [to be unhelpful]
Katherine the Sixth@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop twitter now has a limit of 25 posts per thread, presumably to get people to shell out for the mark of shame and its 20,000 word posts
RIP canoe
@luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop What an idiot baby
I hate him
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Start my new job with one of the Faang’s tomorrow
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop guys, I quite like bluesky
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I think you’d like it 🤷♀️
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The whole "we don't moderate content, we just enforce tagging it properly so the robust filters work" seems like it will be difficult to get past for me.
The whole "we don't moderate content, we just enforce tagging it properly so the robust filters work" seems like it will be difficult to get past for me.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
As always, you do you, but I think I'll wait and see until it's out of invite-only (i.e. beta) before I make any hard moves
As always, you do you, but I think I'll wait and see until it's out of invite-only (i.e. beta) before I make any hard moves
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
OTOH Threads via Instagram seems like an instant non-starter as it appears to be 100% algo-driven TL with basically zero ability to curate
OTOH Threads via Instagram seems like an instant non-starter as it appears to be 100% algo-driven TL with basically zero ability to curate
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop i dunno, seems good to me. i hand over all my personal data including my SSN and the front and back of my credit card and in return i get this:
@snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I could get kicked in the head by a horse without having to show a SSN
I could get kicked in the head by a horse without having to show a SSN
@KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Threads is very transparently a hastily hacked together 'twitter like' in an attempt to get people back onto meta platforms. As I was saying on The Other Site, I wouldn't attribute most of its design to malice as I would shortcuts for insane deadlines
@KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop 'You can't delete your threads account without deleting your insta because they're trying to fool you into staying in the meta eco system'
One billion percent it's because they just re-used the insta login modules
@KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop And they did that because Musk did the rate limit thing last weekend and some FB exec was like 'we have to launch ASAP to capitalise on this'
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Unintentionally gross things are still gross
Unintentionally gross things are still gross
@KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Ref like "it's not a monster just because it's cobbled together from parts of executed murderers"
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Nah I'm still saying it's bad, but there's people trying to attribute some like Grand Evil Plan when it's more obviously just 'we had two weeks to make it and all these bits just lying around'
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but those bits - the murderers limbs - are already evilly engineered, is what I'm saying
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah I just mean like this post here implies a larger conspiracy that just doesn't exist
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop These are not symptoms of 'an instagram retention tactic' they are symptoms of 'oh fuck we need to put something out asap to take advantage of twitter fucking everything up' and a lack of actual time to plan and build a Real App
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Right. So instead of creating a new Viper, Cobra Commander said "put the pieces of these dead Vipers together and dunk them in Cesspool's toxic vats". That doesnt make the end result NOT Cobra
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @snarthelg @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Again I am not saying it Isn't Bad, I'm just saying it's not part of some Wider Vision.
Facebook has real Wider Vision. It's why they thought people would like the Meta Verse.
Their Wider Vision is 'how can we advertise brands more'
@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop yeah but internet gotta internet