JudgyPantsJesse
Low Quality Facts"I am not the Lord of Darkness" Ron DeSantis calmly assured reporters while signing a new bill that bans Florida citizens from uttering the phrase "Lord of Darkness".
@lowqualityfacts He didn't really do that, did he? Did he??😶 🙈
Ryan Cullen@lowqualityfacts why did I believe this for a second?
ballunix@lowqualityfacts "yes, i was *born* the lord of darkness, but spiritually i was raised evangelical on the ohio/pennsylvania border"
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Coyoty@lowqualityfacts He must be named He Who Must Not Be Named.
barryzee@lowqualityfacts @hntdove DeSantis may not be the Lord of Darkness. It's currently a 3 person race among him, Trump and Musk. Will the real Lord of Darkness please stand up!
Ben, Writin’ Movies@lowqualityfacts Bad news for Ozzy Osbourne’s plans for going to Disneyland. 🫤
Jargoggles@lowqualityfacts
Champion of Free Speech™ declares that there are subjects that cannot be talked about in public spaces under penalty of law. This is good and obviously very different than Anti-Free Speech™ private platforms that exercise their right not to magnify speech that they don't agree with, but aren't even capable of making illegal.
We need to fight against these socialist corporations by making them accountable via public oversight.
DSCH 🎼@jargoggles @lowqualityfacts “Worse? How could it get any worse? Jehovah Jehovah”
Sylvain@DSCH @jargoggles @lowqualityfacts
"I'm warning you! If you say Jehova..." 🫢
Drusilla Bloeme@lowqualityfacts Is your account named ironically?
Pankhurst2I call him DeSatan.
skuaDe Santis has a history with torture.
One of the victims vomited on De Santis' face.
Steve Torrente@lowqualityfacts Obviously he's an more of an equal partner in an anarcho-syndicalist darkness.
si_irini@lowqualityfacts
No no, this can‘t be true.
You can not ban a phrase!?
I can not believe this!
It is normal to use this…
Let‘s say in Hollywood…and somewhere else you can‘t use that?
No that is a joke.
No no, this can‘t be true.
You can not ban a phrase!?
I can not believe this!
It is normal to use this…
Let‘s say in Hollywood…and somewhere else you can‘t use that?
No that is a joke.
MemphisDaPlaya 🎲🎲@lowqualityfacts Disney World will shoot some fireworks in his honor tonight!🎇
Dr Michelle@lowqualityfacts I hesitated to boost this because 69 people had already boosted. On the interwebs that's funny
Manifest Irony@lowqualityfacts Well, the real Lord of Darkness DID curse him so that he perpetually looks like he's smelling the worst possible fart imaginable, so... Lord of Darkness-Adjacent?
VHasch"I am not a crook" Richard Nixon
"I'm the most innocent man in the history of the country." Donald Trump
TDonoval@lowqualityfacts good for Ozzy you're not banned to say 'Prince of Darkness'. 🤘
John Stritch@lowqualityfacts Be careful. The quality of your facts is getting better.
Joy Cohen@lowqualityfacts Very telling so many have to question if this is true. #DeSatan
John W. O'Brien@lowqualityfacts This strikes me as a high quality fact. What's going on? Are you slipping?
astr☆!! [ !COMMS OPEN! ]@lowqualityfacts he may not be the lord of darkness, but I most certainly am
Ç'thûłhů👾Rants! 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇨🇦@lowqualityfacts
"I am not the Lord of Darkness" says the Lord of Darkness while sacrificing small children in order to drink their (yummy virginal) blood.
"I am not the Lord of Darkness" says the Lord of Darkness while sacrificing small children in order to drink their (yummy virginal) blood.
Lizards_cast@lowqualityfacts this fact seems sort of high quality and accurate…unfortunately
a1@lowqualityfacts just a lowly underdemon. Snicker…..