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@nixCraft To the product owner, sympathetically: what's wrong, did the programmer do exactly what you asked them to again? 🤔

@nixCraft This hurts.

@nixCraft Show me on the data model where the program touched you.

@nixCraft i can't hear you over my inner voives screaming

@nixCraft bold of you to assume that I know what I'm asking the computer to do.

@nixCraft No, it’s doing exactly what other people told it to do when they wrote those libraries that save me countless hours of work.

@nixCraft @digifox teaching sand to obey was a mistake

@nixCraft https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malicious_compliance

@nixCraft smh, my computer cannot read between the lines. What it is good for.

@nixCraft No, the damn thing took a second interrupt right on top of the first interrupt, even though the first interrupt was supposed to disable interrupts. Caught it in the act using an ICE. (Intel 80286, B2 stepping, 1985, Bell Labs)