Brian Simpson
Dan Kletter π₯Hitman: Who am I killing?
Dog: Ever heard of a guy named Pavlov?
Hitman: Rings a bell.
Dog: *narrows eyes* That's right.
jz.tuskAfter a long day at the lab, Pavlov goes down to the local pub for a beer. He gets one, sits down at a table near the door, and starts unwinding.
After five, ten minutes the next customer comes in. That rings the little bell attached to the front door, and Pavlov jumps up and runs out of the bar, yelling "My God, I forgot to feed the dogs!".
(Gotta give all the credit to a Reddit "what's the nerdiest joke you know?" thread, where I got this from.)
@jztusk Think this joke has been around longer than Reddit haha.
basskitten@soundclamp I love it. Side note are you the dk from nm list back in the day?
@soundclamp oh wow amazing to run into you after all this time. i used to be known as jon drukman. well, still am...
@basskitten Jon! How are you?
Jeremy (ΧΧ’Χ§Χ) πΊπ¦
Dropped Mike@soundclamp this was better when Adam Cerious posted it on bluesky an hour before you did
the vessel of morganna@rebrafsim @soundclamp oh no, somebody reposted an incredibly old joke!
grow up, lol
Claudio Zizza π¦@rebrafsim @soundclamp It was better when a friend send me this joke last year (because it was the first time I heared it). And it still makes me smile. π
Falco SkyWolf@soundclamp This got me cackling out loud.
thebutlerdidit@soundclamp you win the "no bell" prize
Author Ian Shane@soundclamp Joke well crafted!
Ricardo Harvin@soundclamp ππΏ