It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
Laura Loomis@Tweetfiction Don't forget the time he built a rocket out of waffles.
@LauraRuthless Oh yeah! Singlehandedly proved why breakfast is the most important meal of the day. To #johnmastodon !