A.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆Jul 2, 2023
You have to admit, it's an attractive offer.
illdietryingJul 2, 2023
Show threadA.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆
The morning beatings will continue until the commencement of the afternoon beatings. Pay $8 to skip the morning beatings and proceed directly to the afternoon beatings.
Jul 2, 2023 at 12:30pmWeb
Show threadPJ "Vote Green" CoffeyJul 2, 2023

@JuliusGoat

And yet morale mysteriously fails to improve. If only there was some explanation.

Show threadKelly SedingerJul 2, 2023
@JuliusGoat Nope. If Elon wants me to succumb to Stockholm Syndrome, he's gonna have to do it the old fashioned way.
Show threadSteve TorrenteJul 2, 2023
@JuliusGoat If 125 million people pony up, he can pay the Google Cloud bill.
Show threadCat WestJul 3, 2023
@theLastTheorist @JuliusGoat I doubt he’d pay his bills regardless. He’s trashing the platform and burning it down. Now, if subscribers pony up, he can pocket that as well. No one will be keeping the books. Pretty sure he’s fired the accountants along with anyone else that would keep the business on track.
Show threadDavid MarshallJul 2, 2023

@JuliusGoat

We'll market this as time travel.