LouiseJun 29, 2023
Geraldine
It's also his signature sex move.
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Show threadCheerful WarthogJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist If only it were his management style. "Contestant 1 has done nothing. Contestant 2 has done several thousand things, all of which have made things worse. Contestant 1 wins!"
Show threadFull Report BelowJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist I think I have an idea how this is going to end: https://youtu.be/TG7bVK6DlIQ
Uwe Boll vs Lowtax

YouTube
Show threadpaulJun 30, 2023

@below @everywhereist

"Raging Boll"

Show threadbirdpoofJun 22, 2023

@everywhereist

WHY
DID
YOU

Show threadGeraldineJun 22, 2023

@birdpoof I'm
not
sorry

:)

Show threadJillianne HamiltonJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist
Show threadMiguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉Jun 22, 2023
@everywhereist BRUTAL
Show threadSid  Jun 22, 2023
@everywhereist @DukeDuke
Show threadBeth MorganJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist I mean, he teed it right up, but you still knocked it out of the park
Show threadautumnagainJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist every-time i see a post of elon musk's twitter I cant stop myself from noticing and I must know... Is he dressed as antman in his pfp because thats all i can ever see when I see his tweets
Show threadLocksmithJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist Ouch.
Show threadHalf Cocked LawJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist thought it was more "jerking off into a sample cup"
Show threadAndreas M. Heitmann Jun 22, 2023
@everywhereist I challenge him on that one but I am first on top of him. Let’s see what happens after that … ;-)
Show threadHector RodriguezJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist
Show threadMike CohenJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist @DemocracySpot I just spewed my coffee
Show threadGATEKEEPERJun 22, 2023

@everywhereist

Booyah!

Show threadBoozeFoodTravelJun 22, 2023
@everywhereist I thought that's what we was talking about.
Show threadPhil ReesJun 23, 2023
@everywhereist You'll be able to tell that the bout is over when you hear "Goo goo g'joob!"
Show threadRegressionToTheMemeJun 23, 2023
@everywhereist and his business practice.
Show threadHeatherTXJun 23, 2023
@everywhereist
Ew!
Show threadVHaschJun 23, 2023

@everywhereist

Oh come on. No one sets themselves up that obviously. Right? Right? 👀😳

Show threadJeffy 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺Jun 23, 2023
@everywhereist It's that what he's doing with Twitter? And Tesla? And SpaceX?
Show threadPēteris KrišjānisJun 23, 2023
@everywhereist oh my god my imagination 😬
Show threadpaulJun 30, 2023
@everywhereist
Show threadseachangedJul 2, 2023

@everywhereist

I heard that his sex move is called the Pancake, where you flip the Walrus and put the Honey on him.

I heard that his sex move is called the Filth, because he gets all grimey.

I've heard it's called Citizens United, because his money has become sex as well as speech.