charlie mcintosh
LRme: sorry but i can't sign this NDA
them: why not?
me: i signed an NDA that prevents me from signing NDAs.
them: wow. with whom?
me: i'm not allowed to say
Kevin Karhan 
@lritter I literally had that discussion...
And yes, that's real...
Megan Fox@glassbottommeg @lritter well, recruiters and companies have to roll with it, and they do.
Granted it only happened a few times and it mostly pertained clauses that illegally infringe on my right to seek professional consultation by a solicitor before signing.
Cuz I don't sign shit if I'm being hindered from seeking legal advice beforehand out of principle.
Kazii The Avali@kkarhan @glassbottommeg @lritter one of my things i always say is if i cant see what im signing i aint signing and if i cant talk to a legal prof you gone.
ππ«π’π¦ππππ@kkarhan @glassbottommeg @lritter I don't get it. Did an employer really make you sign such an NDA or do you just pretend you did to get out of signing other employers NDAs?
@fathermcgruder @glassbottommeg @lritter well, I did sign NDAs that do also cover the NDA itself as well as the involved parties.
So I'm really not at liberty to speak about it unless forced via a written order signed by a judge in my juristiction that specifically names all signing parties and the NDA but by that time they'll already know everything about it already and thus only can seek confirmation.
@fathermcgruder @glassbottommeg @lritter and no, that's not some MIL/INTEL stuff...
I don't work for those!
μμ¬λΉ@lritter Biggest plot twist : it was my own NDA
Scott Nagy@lritter that's what we call an FDA
J. Randall Todd@lritter bridgewater vibes
Syllus Green@lritter I'm using this
otheorange_tag
κ€Ια΄ΚΙΚS@lritter I wonder if that's something you could actually pull haha
Json Doh
LibertyForward1@lritter holy shit bro
Calicosine@lritter The FSF should make freedom-preserving NDAs since they say stuff against them (which is one of the few things they say/do that I agree with).
ajuvo β"Discordians are not allowed to believe what they are reading, you know"
Martin[TrollPurse]@lritter and you mentioned that there was another NDA - busted!
@marty_TrollPurse it's the only thing i'm allowed to say
bituur esztreym@lritter
this, genius.
this, genius.
Redline@lritter Damn. Wish we thought of that.
AGF : poemproducerwith your spine
Shine@lritter I have a disclosure agreement
Sergey Bugaevthem: with who?
me: with who*m*
Ann Effes@lritter
Kein Problem, ist ja sowieso nur scheinbar kaputt.
(Im Gegensatz zu "anscheinend")
Sg@lritter that deserves an all-3: boost, favourite, AND bookmark for later use :)
4 "actually its only pyromania if i do it again" censord 
@lritter That needs to go on a T-shirt
Marshall Eubanks@lritter You may be qualified to work in a 3 letter agency!
Claudius (legacy account)me: sorry but i can't sign this NDA
them: why not?
me: i have this thing...
them: What thing?
me: We're calling it "a conscience".
w4tsn ~> 
Gorobar@lritter a lot of the time it should be "I can't sign that NDA, we have our customer data at cloud provider XYZ".
But I never heard that yet.
But I never heard that yet.
Kiermasz Dla Palestyny @bio
Tim Ward βπͺπΊπΆ #FBPE@lritter I've seen NDAs that were so restrictive that in practice we wouldn't be able to make use of the product the NDAs were protecting.
So ... guess what?
We bought a different product, from somebody else, who didn't insist on bollocks NDAs.
π¦ πΈFaux around & find outβ οΈπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ@lritter (just glares at you in lifelong federal government)