BREAKING: Special Counsel Jack Smith reportedly launching Mann Act investigation of former President Donald Trump
@Popehat ewwwwww
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I'm very happy to follow accounts that make me use Wikipedia in order to get a joke 😅
@Popehat “Person, woman, Mann, camera…”

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I think there's probably a tad of elder abuse mixed into the equation.

But Don has an adequate defense. "I didn't cross a state line. I flew well over it."

@Popehat And yet, the "won't anybody think of the children" Christian nationalists will *still* support him. It really is a cult, the likes of which Jones or Koresh only wished they could build.
@Obdurodon @Popehat Them thinking of the children is often the actual problem.
@Obdurodon @Popehat he is means to end for them, nothing more. They changed their idea that they care about candidate to backward policies they offer. And Trump tapped into that, hard. When they will get all what they want, he will be a husk they will throw out as useful idiot he is.
@Popehat Another bad day for the "where are the consequences" people.

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He took care of that* with Epstein. Allegedly.

* = Pastiche. Also allegedly.

@Popehat I wonder what Ivanka thinks of Trump's apparent amorous attention over the years - probably even more grossed out than the rest of us.
@Popehat emergency podcast?
@Popehat Source?

@Ijio yaaaa google is turning up nothing so far, no clue where this is coming from yet

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Exclusive: Trump Made Shocking Comments About Ivanka, Says Ex-Staffer

"Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her," a new book by Miles Taylor says.

Newsweek
@Popehat I guess that’s his bad taste private jet interior, going by the headrests carrying the coat of arms Trump copied from someone else and which isn’t his to use?
@m @Popehat Given the origin of a coat of arms, there's something ironic about someone having one whose "bone spurs" allowed him to avoid service, and whose family has no tradition of military service.
@Popehat fucked up how that law took down Jack Johnson tho

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It seems to me Trump has now cornered the market on shit-eating grins.

Former DHS chief of staff says Trump made shockingly lewd comments about daughter Ivanka

Republicans have another reason to admire their pussy-grabber-in-chief: according to a new book written by the former chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security, Trump wondered allowed in…

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NGL, I had to look it up. NGL, kinda sorry I did.
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You can't just joke about that, man.
@Popehat josh hawley decries the attack on menn
@Popehat awwww eewwwww jeeez ohh man this can't get any more gross, can it?
Of course it can :(

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That this guy was our president will forever be an embarrassment.

That even now, he is the Republican frontrunner shows our moral, ethical and intellectual decline

That the Republicans are still unable to hold him accountable for his lies, treachery and bigotry shows there is no redemption for them.

Over a million Americans died on his watch, and he turned a pandemic into a political grievance all to cover for his incompetence.

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* Thinks, how does this fall into Christian values..🤔

Jamie

@Popehat OK, I just tried to search for this and found nothing. Do you have a link?
I'm VERY curious how he is also guilty under this. (in the sense I hope he is)
@Popehat "Oh, I get it! Mann Act!"

@Popehat Ooh! I actually know a Mann Act joke! Let me find a version that will fit the toot size limit...

A zookeeper fed his long-lived dolphins baby sea gulls, which was the secret to their longevity. One night he was was carrying the gull chicks, but he had to jump over a sleeping lion, and so he was arrested for transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises

@RobinBobcat @Popehat I learned this as “crossing staid lions”. Saves one character. 😉
@lhauser @Popehat Same, but I've since found that I need to explain what 'staid' means since it's not in common usage these days.
@Popehat 🤮💩 🤮💩 🤮💩 🤮💩 🤮💩 🤮💩 🤮💩 🤮💩
@Popehat have you specifically forbidden people from discussing and showing reporters highly sensitive classified documents, while admitting you shouldn't be, while being recorded?
Not an evergreen post, apparently a response to this story, where TFG is even more repugnant than you can imagine. https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-ivanka-naked-sexism-miles-taylor-book-nyt-anonymous-1809187
Exclusive: Trump Made Shocking Comments About Ivanka, Says Ex-Staffer

"Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her," a new book by Miles Taylor says.

Newsweek
I’m starting to wonder if I should create an account called PopehatWithContext
@Popehat I can’t find anything about this on the Internet. Where are you getting your information?

@Popehat Funny, but sadly believable since he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

But also, didn't Stormy Daniels say he liked having magazines around with his daughter on the cover when he was "with" her? Or am I thinking of something else.

@Popehat I know this is satire, but it's a measure of the man and our times that it's right on the edge of being the obvious next step.

The FSM doesn't love me that much.

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looks up Mann act
Instant regrets it

@Popehat Is this about pussy grabbing across state lines?
@Popehat it would be far easier and quicker to ask which laws Trump *hasn’t* broken…
@Popehat is this relating to the Trump Model Agency?
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Jack is not playing around.