Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt@AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop tired of waiting, so I'll just say the proper reply was "well excuse me princess"
Bulu@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop we were at the cinema watching asteroid city and it was wonderful
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I keep seeing people say "asteroid city" and all that my mind says is Defenders of Dynatron City. What is it?
Hello!@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop The new Wes Anderson movie
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop and yet it's good??
NaN@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It is very good imo
Katherine the Sixth@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I have a ps5 and ff16 and gt7 now and thanks to a Best Buy fucky-wucky uhhh two Logitech simracer wheels
@luigithirty @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop DO NOT use them to drive a submarine!
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop My previously self employed wife discovering public holidays
@AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop This image would work better if the public holiday here wasn't literally the day after a US public holiday
@AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Do you think many Americans get July 4th off, let alone as PTO? 😆😂🤣
Operación Ogro Apasionado@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I've never even had a job before this new one i'm about to start that gave PTO. Sure we'd get some holidays off but we weren't getting paid for them. There were other jobs I've had too where it was 24/365 holidays be damned.
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The ones that made me work holidays at least paid at least time and a half, one place I got triple for working Xmas that year.
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop buddy of mine got 30k for sitting in a hotel being on call for a week at the nuclear plant during some sort of maintenance period that fell on a holiday. This is an anger I will take with me to my grave.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I’m starting my new jerb on Monday, but Wednesday and Thursday are both public holidays so it feels a bit like a restaurant soft opening.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I haven’t had a public holiday since I was in school. This is unheard of luxury! AND they’re giving me life insurance.
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Apparently it’s a surprisingly common thing here for companies to take out life insurance policies on their own employees 🤯
Kenny Logins@s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop that goes back a long time too. Also very common for partnerships. "Key man" insurance. Makes sense when you think about it
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but now it’s, like, rank-and-file employees.
Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.
@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Canoe, should I watch Into the Spiderverse even though the stuttery animation makes my eyes hurt?
Yes
No
Poll ended at .
@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Welp, Netflix doesn’t have Into the Spiderverse anymore so never mind
@s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Fuckin lmao! Rubbed your quarters together for so long they became marred and worthless eh. Aint we a pair, Raggedyman.
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I have been laughing at this toot for 9 hours now. RAGGEDYMAN.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I have to ask Lu have you seen Thunderdome
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop HAVE I SEEN THUNDERDOME?! Ivy, surely you knew deep down that this was formative for me.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I figured as much I just had to make sure!
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop People who don't like it are dumb and don't get how much of a fun movie for (weird) kids it is.
Jonathan HamiltonBeyond Thunderdome is one of the better Star Wars movies (seriously)
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop WATER IS FOR CLOSERS
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Finally watched Hunt for the Wilderpeople and it’s really good
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop This happened to me until I realized I was consuming unsafe levels of caffeine LOL
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop lmao unverified Twitter accounts can only read 600 posts a day now
@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop 600 bunch of numbers and crypto tweets, cool!
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Somebody slap me with a BlueSky invite plz
@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop me too please, also, I thought you were already on there.
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop No, I never got an invite
Had a few people say they’d give me one, only to turn around and give them to someone else 😡
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop when I get one Lu gets it first and then canoe people get them
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Lu, did you ever see Hunt For The Wilderpeople?
@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop yes, it’s lovely! I saw you saw it and I’m glad you like it :)
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop You should see it if you haven’t; it’s very very pre-Marvel Taika Waititi