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Every single time I hear of Foster’s I think of the worst/best joke from Baseketball

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Also, according to this show:
- SWAT investigates crimes
- SWAT conducts interrogations
- SWAT can get to anywhere in LA in 2 minutes, even when they’ve been off duty and aren’t even at the station
- Oorah oorah SWAT sacred calling blah blah blah

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I've never even had a job before this new one i'm about to start that gave PTO. Sure we'd get some holidays off but we weren't getting paid for them. There were other jobs I've had too where it was 24/365 holidays be damned.

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The ones that made me work holidays at least paid at least time and a half, one place I got triple for working Xmas that year.

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Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.

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I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”

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Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close