You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

https://lemmy.world/post/477966

You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect - Lemmy.world

self-explanatory!!

Fly with farts.
The only way you can generate fart power is by eating poo.
Yeah, but then you get to have a cool catchphrase like, "Eat shit and fly".