MKE_Joe
nixCraft 🐧Job interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me: Honesty.
Job interviewer: I don't think it is a weakness.
Me: I don't give a fuck what you think.
Florim Bajrami@nixCraft I don't give a f*ck.
Thomas Brand@nixCraft ask @goldranger, that pretty much sums up my interview.
Jason Bowen 🇺🇦@nixCraft The last time I was asked to give three words to describe myself in an interview, I had to pause for an uncomfortable amount of time while I held back the urge to say "Jackhammer" a la Dwight in The Office.
xyhhx
Gik 
| 💙➡️🇺🇦@nixCraft interviewer definitely not hiring for a ratings assessment company.
SaintParadise
Nourez@nixCraft If someone actually (confidently) managed to pull this off while I was interviewing them, I'd actually be impressed.
It's better than the canned responses you get 99% of the time.
Baron Henrik von Harkonnen (F)@nixCraft I always tell "I'm quite lazy" and then they laugh, like it was a joke. But they'll find out later.
Yannick
Elizabeth@nixCraft chefs kiss