Job interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Honesty.

Job interviewer: I don't think it is a weakness.

Me: I don't give a fuck what you think.

@nixCraft The last time I was asked to give three words to describe myself in an interview, I had to pause for an uncomfortable amount of time while I held back the urge to say "Jackhammer" a la Dwight in The Office.
@jbowen @nixCraft should've
@xyhhx @nixCraft In retrospect I wish I would have just to see the reaction.
@jbowen @nixCraft i've gotten away with some funny shit in interviews πŸ˜…
@xyhhx @nixCraft This seemed like a pretty stuffy group, so I wasn't willing to go there.