Geraldine

In my latest for the Washington Post, I wrote about the chandelier hanging in Trump's Mar-a-Lago bathroom where classified documents were found.

Bonus: I got to use the phrase "poo particles".
https://www.washingtonpost.com/home/2023/06/12/trump-bathroom-chandelier-classified-documents-indictment/

We need to talk about Trump’s bathroom chandelier

Designers and one epidemiologist weigh in on the light fixture revealed in the Trump indictment.

The Washington Post
Jun 12, 2023 at 4:25pmWeb
Show threadKevin Bowrin ☕Jun 12, 2023

@everywhereist

“It’s the focal piece. It draws your attention away from everything else.”

This feels useful when “everything else” could be 36 boxes of incriminating evidence.

😆

Show threadGeraldineJun 12, 2023
@kevinbowrin heeee
Show threadJake has moved!Jun 12, 2023
@everywhereist The fecal blast zone! 💩
Show threadGeraldineJun 12, 2023
@gloriousnoise I cannot tell you how excited I was to get that in the article
Show threadIsaac Erbele, MDJun 12, 2023
@everywhereist "[H]e didn’t immediately hang up on me, which was nice."
Show threadRand FishkinJun 12, 2023
@everywhereist This was so, so great. Especially the end
Show threadJasmine Mangalaseril 🧁Jun 12, 2023
@everywhereist Loved this :)
Show threadGeraldineJun 12, 2023
@cardamomaddict thank you!!!
Show threadJonathonJun 12, 2023
@everywhereist Donald Trump has been called tacky for decades and still thinks it’s a compliment. You cannot buy class, and you also can’t exchange Trump Bucks for it.
Show threadAndy MurdockJun 12, 2023
@everywhereist Poop articles >>> poo particles
Show threadProf Prachi SrivastavaJun 12, 2023
@everywhereist @design_law I feel like this article is one you'd enjoy. :)
Show threadSarah FackrellJun 12, 2023
@prachisrivas @everywhereist Thank you!
Show threadProf Prachi SrivastavaJun 12, 2023
@everywhereist Really gives credence to the Post's motto 'Democracy Dies in Darkness'. This is the hard-hitting journalism I'm here for. :)
Show threadGeraldineJun 12, 2023
@prachisrivas I do what I can.
Show threadOmar LizardoJun 12, 2023
@everywhereist fecal blast zone is the sleeper here
Show threadMisanthropesqJun 12, 2023

@everywhereist walking around our (unfortunately) conservative corner of NJ this weekend, we saw a protester with a ‘Defund the FBI’ placard whining about the indictment.

It made me decide I want a T-shirt with that photo (perhaps with the ‘Bed, Bath & Beyond a Reasonable Doubt’ superimposed over it)

Show threadDavid LynchJun 13, 2023
@everywhereist “pooticles”, if you will.
Show threadtevetorbes ⚾️Jun 14, 2023
@everywhereist “farticles” was right there