Grimm 
If you've never microwaved ice cream to put in your coffee because you were too lazy to go to the store, I really don't have time to hear about your fancy trust-fund Harvard MBA name-brand-groceries life in Windsor Castle or wherever.
This post seems ideologically inconsistent seeing as it basically establishes a baseline of laziness that would, on its face, suggest I definitely have time to hear about your bougie goings-on.
wanderer_j@GrimmReality The bitterness of this statement makes it all the sweeter
Joanna@GrimmReality hell, skip the microwave
amd@GrimmReality Call it a reimagined affogato and you can fit right in.
Basil@GrimmReality well, la-de-da, check out Mr. I have ice cream in the freezer.
@basil This is the only proper response to the post.
Kevin Teljeur ❄️@GrimmReality @basil My ice cream has bits in it, so I can't relate to either of your Disney hardship stories, my life is far more complicated
@kevinteljeur @basil OO, look at Mr. Fancypants with his BITS.
@GrimmReality @basil Go back to your cartoon villain problems, this is real life and my coffee won't tolerate chocolate floaters
Mat Bradshaw@kevinteljeur @GrimmReality @basil here in Brexit Britain I have to go outside and milk the village pig if I want a cappuccino. Don't even ask about the chocolate sprinkles here
Malaclypse@kevinteljeur @GrimmReality @basil Surely the chocolate would melt, solving the problem in a fine and dare one say tasty manner.
@Malaclypse @GrimmReality @basil This is the temperature resistant stuff.
Now that I think about it, I’m not sure that it is white chocolate. It could just be plastic container particles because I sawed the container open.
Oh no
KT@basil @GrimmReality Ooo ll laaa, you who has a fancy ol’ FREEZER in your house! #https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10210644987638148&set=a.1007891134831&type=3
@KT @GrimmReality was definitely tempting to have a this thread descend into The Four Yorkshiremen.
The Iconic Four Yorkshiremen | At Last the 1948 Show
Holly 🇨🇦
@GrimmReality Another life hack: I had a hankering for French toast but had no milk for the custard so used some Amarula. Highly recommend. I assume Bailey’s, Kahlua, etc would work nicely as well.
Comrade Lion-O@GrimmReality What if I do it because it's delicious?
@ThisAccountKillsFascists What am I, coffee police?
@GrimmReality *Warily lowers gun I had been pointing at you*
Trippy Food@GrimmReality you could go lazier and drink it black...
Bill Hooker 😷@GrimmReality The ice cream will just melt in the coffee, no need to microwave it. (See, there's always someone lazier.)
Jeff Hunsberger@GrimmReality @donmelton Look at Mr Fancy with *ice cream*. At least you had energy to make it home before it melted at some point in the indeterminate past.
Tofu Musubi@GrimmReality Hoo, nuke your ice cream for 15 seconds just to soften it up a bit, then eat with tortilla chips instead of a spoon. Trust me, you'll thank me later. Salty and sweet are a great combo 👍