Grimm 
If you've never microwaved ice cream to put in your coffee because you were too lazy to go to the store, I really don't have time to hear about your fancy trust-fund Harvard MBA name-brand-groceries life in Windsor Castle or wherever.
Basil@GrimmReality well, la-de-da, check out Mr. I have ice cream in the freezer.
@basil This is the only proper response to the post.
Kevin Teljeur ❄️@GrimmReality @basil My ice cream has bits in it, so I can't relate to either of your Disney hardship stories, my life is far more complicated
@kevinteljeur @basil OO, look at Mr. Fancypants with his BITS.
@GrimmReality @basil Go back to your cartoon villain problems, this is real life and my coffee won't tolerate chocolate floaters
Mat Bradshaw@kevinteljeur @GrimmReality @basil here in Brexit Britain I have to go outside and milk the village pig if I want a cappuccino. Don't even ask about the chocolate sprinkles here