If you've never microwaved ice cream to put in your coffee because you were too lazy to go to the store, I really don't have time to hear about your fancy trust-fund Harvard MBA name-brand-groceries life in Windsor Castle or wherever.
@GrimmReality well, la-de-da, check out Mr. I have ice cream in the freezer.
@basil @GrimmReality Ooo ll laaa, you who has a fancy ol’ FREEZER in your house! #https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10210644987638148&set=a.1007891134831&type=3

@KT @GrimmReality was definitely tempting to have a this thread descend into The Four Yorkshiremen.

https://youtu.be/DT1mGoLDRbc

The Iconic Four Yorkshiremen | At Last the 1948 Show

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