Grimm 
If you've never microwaved ice cream to put in your coffee because you were too lazy to go to the store, I really don't have time to hear about your fancy trust-fund Harvard MBA name-brand-groceries life in Windsor Castle or wherever.
Bill Hooker 😷@GrimmReality The ice cream will just melt in the coffee, no need to microwave it. (See, there's always someone lazier.)