Cabel Sasser
What should I get from this vending machine?
• Predator 2 VHS
• Essential Oils to Destroy the Patriarchy Book
• Streamable Local DJ Playlists
• Teeth
Jun 11, 2023 at 3:28amWeb
Show threadCabel SasserJul 23, 2023
What today?
• Mystery Socks
• Bootleg Tamagotchi
• Radio Flyer VHS
• Bag Of Dice
Show threadCabel SasserJul 23, 2023
Mystery socks it is! Just.. incredible
Show threadjamesJul 23, 2023
@cabel it’s lord nermal! I used of have a t-shirt that had a breast pocket and when you pulled the pocket down he would 🖕
Show threadStuart CarltonJul 23, 2023
@cabel flawless victory
Show threadJuan VillelaJul 23, 2023
@cabel You chose well
Show threadDamon L. WakesJul 23, 2023
@cabel Is that a bear just chillin' in the vending machine?
Show threadCabel SasserJul 23, 2023
@DamonWakes it sure is, buster
Show threadCrystaleJul 23, 2023
@cabel mystery socks are intriguing
Show threadCabel SasserJul 23, 2023
@darckcrystale ok, doing it. thank you
Show threadChris WarrenJul 23, 2023

@cabel absolutely get the mystery socks

this is so cool. now I want an old vending machine and a public place to put it

Show threadRobert BrodrechtJul 23, 2023
@cabel Assuming you can’t watch it on streaming and you have the ability to play VHS, that Radio Flyer VHS is worth $5. One of my fav movies from childhood.
Show threadSharedCowJul 23, 2023
@cabel Oh man, I watched Radio Flyer so much as a kid. Classic.
Show threadAdamJun 11, 2023
@cabel teeth
Show threadsanguishJun 11, 2023
@cabel teeth!
Show threadMegan FoxJun 11, 2023
@sanguish @cabel <banging my clipboard> teeth! TEETH!
Show threadCraigJun 11, 2023
@cabel essential oils!
Show threadJason Petersen (he)Jun 11, 2023
@cabel I’ve worn bandpass glasses for grow light LED use and let me tell you, green glasses do weird shit to your vision for a while
Show threadMichaelJun 11, 2023
@cabel From a purely practical bang-for-your-buck perspective, it has to be the Essential Oils to Destroy the Patriarchy. Or is it the teeth? Hard to say, really.
Show thread4am ❧Jun 11, 2023
@cabel
Show threadsamfJun 11, 2023

@cabel Tell us more about this vending machine! 🤩

(I’d pick the VHS but teeth is a close second)

Show threadChris DreilingJun 11, 2023
@cabel The most cursed vending machine
Show threadGusJun 11, 2023
@cabel 🦷
Show threadMichael GemarJun 11, 2023
@cabel Are you in Hades?
Show threadadufrayJun 11, 2023
@cabel yes.
Show threadAlticusJun 11, 2023
@cabel The answer will always and forever be any option involving Bill Paxton.
Show threadRobert Jan SchuttenJun 11, 2023
@cabel How about the green glasses?
Show threadTony ArnoldJun 11, 2023
@cabel teeth!
Show threadHuw RowlandsJun 11, 2023
@tonyarnold @cabel *starts chanting* Teeth! Teeth! Teeth! Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!
Show threadJeroen NijsJun 11, 2023
@cabel for a second I thought there was a ‘colon therapy’ in there, and that still wasn’t as weird as the teeth
Show threadBill VinsonJun 11, 2023
@cabel Definitely Predator 2 VHS, but I'd love to hear more about this vending machine
Show threadBrian EnigmaJun 11, 2023
@cabel No love for finding your inner animal? Teeth are also a solid choice.
Show threadSteven WoolgarJun 11, 2023

@cabel I was laughing at your pics and showed the wife:

“Ooooh, TEETH”

Show threadAllen BrunsonJun 11, 2023
@cabel i say go for the laurie anderson record. it's pretty good!
Show threadSeanJun 20, 2023
@cabel predator 2 is possibly my favourite Predator film.
Show threadSylvhemJul 23, 2023
@cabel VHS! VHS! VHS!