What do you mean secret nuclear files in my bathroom?

Oh.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-65852074

@stux All I have is a copy of Shadow Ops: Red Mercury that I haven't downloaded in at least a decade :/
@stux I think it's what #BigMassiveDumps used to clean up. Although he's confusing because it's basically just a huge anal fissure.
@stux Come on now! Where else are you going to keep your top secret nuclear files? In the servant's quarters? They might learn to read! Pssh! THINK Stux!

;-)

This is absolutely f'ing NUTS!
@stux Looks secure to me
@ramsey
@stux
This is not the information's "air gap" I was thinking about when I think about data security.

@stux hoarding is a disease, not a crime!

/s

@bonkers @stux

Indeed, he needs a straightjacket...

@stux Look I need SOMETHING to read while pooping, might as well be the list of SSBN locations

@cinebox @stux

For that I take my ipad....

@stux Part of me is just really disappointed in the lack of effort put into this.
@jbowen @stux but the chandelier? (⁠☞⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠ ⁠☞
@stux That isn't how classified documents are supposed to be stored?🤣
@stux And even if you *ignore* all those stacks of secret files, that bathroom on its own already looks pretty tacky.
@raphael_fl @stux I was wondering about that. Why does Mar-a-Lago look so *cheap*?
@carey @raphael_fl @stux having had the misfortune of staying at one of his casinos for a friends brides night out I can assure you that’s exactly the level of tawdry one can expect.
@stux I didn't believe this and went to see if this was really the photo in the indictment. (It's on p. 12.) I still don't want to believe it, this is just so stupid.
@stux He never figured out how to use the three seashells.
@stux kinda puts his claims about Biden's Corvette in perspective. He's always projecting.
@stux I am kinda impressed at how much Mar-a-Lago is looking like my house in those photos.
@stux how the other half live...
who doesn't wish they had bathroom full of nuclear secrets
🤷‍♂️
@stux We should recreate this as the prison cell for #BigMassiveDumps. Not their restroom. This is their entire cell. Tell them it will be fun: like a blanket fort.
@stux you would really think his bathroom would be more glamorous than that. I mean it looks like a run-of-the-mill upper-middle class house in any major city (minus the chandelier of course)

@stux

More exciting than plain toilet paper I guess...

@stux

I was only hoarding toilet paper!

@stux are we sure that's not just his vintage porn collection?
@stux “just set it over by the toilet”
@stux I guess he likes to read while passing..........time?!?!🤫
@stux I usually just have a small box with a couple of magazines by my toilet.
@stux
Is there a statute for contaminating classified documents with fecal matter?
@stux and a tacky-a$$ bathroom to boot.
@stux how about that skeleton in your closet
@stux I cannot cope with the fact, that the name of one of his lawyers is » Jim Trusty «
@stux A little light reading material
@stux
Yep, nuClear. No wonder I got atomic ache.
#whoLetTheDadsOut
@stux Personally, I feel empty and forlorn unless I can take a shit under a chandelier periodically.

@stux "It's toilet paper for my family."

"It's soup for my family."

Same energy.

@stux a question I have asked in other circumstance and one that identifies right wing people’s problem. ‘I can’t make up me mind if this person is a cowboy, or whether they are merely stupid’ the question becomes more and more appropriate. The answer always seems to be the latter option.
@stux Proof that he’s an 80 megaton turd.

@stux

Lordy! There's boxes and boxes!

@stux

You have to use something special to wipe that overprivileged rich ass? Right?

Wait. ..
No I think I got it right.

@BearGriffin

@stux “That? That’s just toilet paper!”
@stux @BriceDutheil the real crime is those bathroom decorations. Yikes.