Christina Mother of Spiders

Me: *trying to sleep

Brain: If Matthew McConaughey starred in a 70s detective show, it would probably be called "McConaughan".

Me: Stop

Brain: *imagines opening montage* He'd definitely slide across the hood of a car.

Me: Yeah. He would.

Brain: And his chief would scream "MCCONAUGHAN!!!" several times an episode.

Me:

Brain: He'd tell the chief everything is alright, alright, alright.

Me: Sigh. I'll never sleep tonight.

Brain: You know he'd smile and wink.

Jun 2, 2023 at 3:37amWeb
Show threadChristina Mother of SpidersJun 2, 2023
Brain: Maybe "McConaughnahan" instead. Sounds more 70s
Show threadBreefolkJun 2, 2023
@Aikiwomannc Didn't he already star in True Detective, though?
Show threadChristina Mother of SpidersJun 2, 2023
@Breefolk yep but I'm thinking old school 70s style tv detective/cop show.
Show threadpaulJun 2, 2023
@Aikiwomannc
Show threadChristina Mother of SpidersJun 2, 2023
@amiserabilist 😆 😆 I love that!
Show threadpaulJun 2, 2023

@Aikiwomannc

taken from

https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/screens/2020-10-23/alright-alright-alright-dazed-and-confused-in-print/

Alright, Alright, Alright: Dazed and Confused in Print

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Show threadBrett ElliffJun 2, 2023

@Aikiwomannc
My brain also never shuts up! ><

@Stoned_Deva_

Show threadAnneTheWriterJun 2, 2023

@Aikiwomannc

In the 1970s, would #MatthewMcConaughey still be doing #LincolnContinental commercials? Or maybe that would be the car where he would be sliding across the hood.

Show threadChristina Mother of SpidersJun 2, 2023
@AnneTheWriter1 Good question. If his character was a sports car guy, maybe a Chevelle SS, 71 Torino, or GTO. He might still do the Lincoln ad
Show threadLily StarJun 2, 2023
@Aikiwomannc definitely some horns and a disco beat for theme music
Show threadSam Thurston Jun 2, 2023
@Aikiwomannc would watch
Show threadWuJun 4, 2023
@Aikiwomannc Same weird ass sweater jacket thing that David Soul wore in “Starsky & Hutch.” BONUS OBSERVATION: I saw every episode of that show when it originally aired and I still could not tell you who was who.
Show threadChristina Mother of SpidersJun 4, 2023
@allhailwu With the belt! I hated those sweater jackets. Refused to wear one.