Me: *trying to sleep

Brain: If Matthew McConaughey starred in a 70s detective show, it would probably be called "McConaughan".

Me: Stop

Brain: *imagines opening montage* He'd definitely slide across the hood of a car.

Me: Yeah. He would.

Brain: And his chief would scream "MCCONAUGHAN!!!" several times an episode.

Me:

Brain: He'd tell the chief everything is alright, alright, alright.

Me: Sigh. I'll never sleep tonight.

Brain: You know he'd smile and wink.