y'all motherfuckers need to wear your helmets
space dwarf power armor looks way cooler than space marine power armor
there is a canon lore story of an ork named taktikus

people keep trying to tell me modern warhammer lore is crap and old stuff was better

anyhow i'm reading about the pervert class for dnd in the first issue of white dwarf this morning

aw yes a game based on starship troopers... the book
how old is ffg anyway
be warned
lol
ever had a hard time naming something cc @Supervinh47
looooooooooooooooooool @DarkestKale IS SO GONNA REGRET BEING ALL LIKE YOU NEED TO READ WHITE DWARF BUMS
a weregamer
there sure was a lot of slavery in 70s wargaming
why is rapier the only weapon in quotes
i mean these are pretty good odds
they're describing an entire class and socio-economic system of birth and shit
i mean it was so obvious
alright my goal was to actually crack through these issues and hit warhammer lore fast and the alt text is slowing me down so... seeya later
i'm sorry, i need to post this

in issue #87 of white dwarf (before rogue trader released), they ran an interview with the design team (for warhammer fantasy roleplay)

it's a medieval fantasy game. white dwarf even published a little adventure to play with it, and it's just a straight fantasy game

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fast forward to white dwarf issue 93, and the front cover is warhammer 40,000 rogue trader: full sci-fi space marines blasting everything lol

and the space dwarves? THOSE FUCKERS ARE STILL MEDIEVAL IN QUILT ARMOR AND SHIT

those poor bastards got like no sci-fi reboot till recently

no wonder the tyranids ate them

reboot space dwarves don't seem to be raging assholes tho so i feel like gw gonna spring a fast one in the future lol

turn them into every other shit faction

they're just space dwarves with functioning stcs that wanna mine shit?

stop worshipping tech as gods tho you weirdos

at first i was like oh finally a faction that can make shit

and then it turns out they just have stcs

perfect video i can potentially dig for material to annoy @DarkestKale with xD
looooooooolololol
what if i make a little quilt tabard and pin it on them
honestly the actual squat minis back then were... not suuuuuuper far from the reboot either
every time i see palatine i think palpatine
wow these old minis were... rough lololol
today is "how does ork/sob belief warp reality" day
Warhammer: Royal Mail issues stamps to mark game's 40th anniversary

Warhammer is a fantasy theme game, described as "a British institution and a global success".

BBC News

hear me out, what if i drink while painting

i'm afraid i'll accidentally drink paint water tho xD

HRMMMMMMMMMMMMM lol
i am buying this at some point lol

oh the come pre-painted too? damn

good price

gateway drug

GATEWAY DRUG

they have a wendigo but it does not look like a fo76 wendigo

it's part of a different series, not sure what for

someone stop me i'm going to end up spending more money on terrain and buildings than minis
*sobs quietly*
i feel like the building setpieces would facilitate mini play more than the big vault interior(s)
the astro mart seems to do both fairly well tho 🤔

i feel like i should try and build some of this myself first

that way when i fail i'll think "ninety bucks for that is a fucking steal"

alright imma paint those 3 settlers

prolly not the zetan till i get that white paint

This is normal right
I knocked out the two women super fast but this half naked dude is giving me a lot of trouble lol

I might try a wash again

Maybe fail less this time

I think actually more failure this time

Too dark holy shit lmao

I do not understand washing. trying brush highlighting to salvage but I think I literally need to redo like half the work

-2/10

Dieeeeeeeerr
Alright I'm ready to wrap these up because that wash was super demoralizing

alright you know what i'm just done for today lol

i'll fix this pile of shit tomorrow xD

i've been mixing my black ink with water ~50/50 (today was a little stronger because last time it fucking dried gray instead of black/darker???)

it is not working. might be the ink. might be the water. i understand some people use oils, and stores sell actual washes so you don't have to mix them yourself

i don't know what i'm doing wrong. obviously i am doing something wrong

i am also absolutely destroying the tip of my tiny brush

synthetic, i am told i should try natural hairs, but this was a cheapo brush so whatever

it's fine tho, destroying the cheap tools using them and then slowly moving up the chain until you find the satisfactory balance was part of what i was gonna do anyway xD

the faces infuriate me man lol

i have done no face i'm even vaguely satisfied with so far on a human

32mm scale with realistic human proportions has such tiny ass facial features

i briefly considered painting with a needle

if i could even thin the paint correctly to coat the face without squashing all the features and pooling down the neck or some shit i'd be mildly satisfied at progress

so far 0% success rate

paint is always too thin or too thick

too thin on most areas of a mini is fine, because you can just wait for it to dry and coat it again. tedious, but you just need patience

if you fuck up the face you need to fix the parts it fucked up, and everything is fucked

too thick? scrape that shit off good luck have fun

too thin? pooling. wipe it away and then scrape what you can't wipe away good luck have fun

infuriating

it's also frequently a recessed area (assembled models suddenly sound a lot more reasonable, even if takes more up front work)

get your brush in past clothing, arms, a gun, hair, etc

just the worst fucking thing to paint lol

i feel like i shoulda started with larger models lolol

otoh i loathe the no texture flat mini bases

and bigger models likely means more smooth areas like that

@worthlessbums ah. Okay. Its awesome you're mixing your own washes but I would advise parking washing as a technique and picking up a very small selection of premixed ones from a game company. Particularly I think the difficulty you've got is using a black ink when you might want to use a brown or sepia.

You've probably already seen the memes about Citadels own Nuln Oil wash, which is their generic Sepia wash that tends to go with everything. I like using Army Painter Soft Tone for the same kind of effect.

@worthlessbums (wait no. Nuln is their black wash. Agrax Earthshade is their brown)
@kaynSD i'll have to check it out because washes infuriate me xD
@worthlessbums It looked like it was working, although maybe the wash is a little strong? Washes should nicely settle in the recesses if there's a little bit of water in them, and you don't need much.

@kaynSD this is only the second time i've tried a wash but the first time actually managed to dry gray in the cracks. no one has explained how that happened to me yet xD

this time i made it slightly stronger. and it dried so fast and barely drained

i dunno what the fuck i'm doing wrong but so far i would rate washing -2/10 as a technique based on my experiences

@worthlessbums We should all be whipping linoleum.
@worthlessbums No Bums don't do it. Buy a laser cutter and build your own!

@kaynSD @worthlessbums don't listen to Keith, Bums, Laser Cutters aren't good for this!

...

What you ACTUALLY want is an emulsion printer, which are hazardous and fiddly, but perfect for miniatures work!