do i know anyone who is ideally

1) LGBTQIA+
2) loves forests and doing dangerous/weird shit and adventures
3) wants to own a USFS cabin and be my neighbour down the trail
4) has ~150-190k in liquid assets

if so, DM me, i have a pristine cabin in a national forest for you

you would get a remote two bedroom cabin completely furnished with gravity fed spring water and a 110-120V electrical hookup and a deck overlooking a forest with several waterfalls into a major river in a tract with five queers where four of whom are trans

i do have to point out caveats like

A) a ~400 page USFS rulebook which you MUST follow or they take your cabin away
B) cannot use a mortgage
C) cannot be your primary residence
D) food is 40mi in any direction
E) not very accessible in winter unless you are VERY brave and strong