isis agora lovecruft ✅

do i know anyone who is ideally

1) LGBTQIA+
2) loves forests and doing dangerous/weird shit and adventures
3) wants to own a USFS cabin and be my neighbour down the trail
4) has ~150-190k in liquid assets

if so, DM me, i have a pristine cabin in a national forest for you

May 29, 2023 at 8:12pmJaxBeach.Social Crossposter
Show threadisis agora lovecruft ✅May 29, 2023
you would get a remote two bedroom cabin completely furnished with gravity fed spring water and a 110-120V electrical hookup and a deck overlooking a forest with several waterfalls into a major river in a tract with five queers where four of whom are trans
Show threadisis agora lovecruft ✅May 29, 2023

i do have to point out caveats like

A) a ~400 page USFS rulebook which you MUST follow or they take your cabin away
B) cannot use a mortgage
C) cannot be your primary residence
D) food is 40mi in any direction
E) not very accessible in winter unless you are VERY brave and strong

Show threadVissMay 29, 2023
@isis which forest?
Show threadKevin "stads" Stadmeyer  May 29, 2023
@isis yes plz, it's me.
Show threadSera Tonin BrociousMay 29, 2023
@isis dammit, if it wasn't for #4...
Show threade. hashman 🇵🇸May 29, 2023
@isis this is very appealing but I assume it's in California which is much too far from me (and also I'm sure wheelchair access will be an issue)
Show threadgoekesmiMay 29, 2023
@isis That sounds amazing. I didn't even know it was possible. Thank you, and curse you, for opening up another wild and strange idea for the future.
Show threadbobMay 30, 2023
@isis I'm more of a desert type. however, can I interest you in a unique opportunity in Pershing County, Nevada
Show threadamdMay 30, 2023
@isis If someone’s answers to 2) and 3) aren’t yes, I don’t understand them.
Show threadRoman.May 30, 2023
@isis whereabouts?
Show threadRoman.May 30, 2023
@isis (I know a queer poly triad that might be quite into this, and into having you all as neighbors)
Show threadisis agora lovecruft ✅May 31, 2023
@rkofman please pass them my contact details! i like having good neighbours and queering up the neighbourhood
Show threadHazel WeaklyJun 1, 2023

@isis I love this so much

(It ain't me right now)

But I hope you find the bestest queer to woods the forest up with

Show threadTilde LowengrimmJun 1, 2023
@isis This is a pretty compelling invitation, isis.