chekov’s gun is a star trek reference and nobody can tell me otherwise
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anarchist; the bay area’s only hacker; once-upon-a-time theoretical physicist. i might be a cryptographer but i'm not your cryptographer.
helped build tor, signal, zcash, firefox, probably some other things folks use sometimes. i design constant time cryptographic algorithms so that others don’t have to. 🖤
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chekov’s opportunistic encryption
chekov’s trust on first use
chekov’s reused initialisation vector
chekov’s improvised rng
there’s so many jokes to be made here
as cryptographers we are steadily running out of dr who references, i suggest we switch to star trek
@[email protected] anyway, fuck the blue haired false ally transphobic homophobic cryptobro
at one point he did a thing which resulted in me projectile vomiting because i was pretty sure he had broken both of @[email protected]’s hind legs despite me begging him to stop and him repeatedly telling me that it was fine and that i didn’t know what i was talking about
i should probably at some point take time to contact his investors and ensure that he does not ever secure another round
dude was the worst mistake i’ve ever made in my life, and i’m sorry i introduced him to people in my field, i’m sorry i had my company get him an american work visa, and i’m sorry i taught him to code, and i’m sorry i got him his first four internships and jobs
apple photos just decided to make a “memory” of a series of selfies from 2016-2018 where i was documenting instances of how my abusive shitty cryptographer ex had injured me, including hitting me in the face with a chair ☹️
he thought i’m a boy he didn’t yell at me for being topless in public 🥺
for the first time a seventy year old man just saw me dive into rapids topless and then hike back up a ravine and bless his sweet soul, he said, “might fine dog you got there, son, and you know your way around them waters well” and i nearly cried