Just moving from observational comedy to describing your life?
@VeryBadLlama this hits hard 🙂
… though I’m pretty sure "for corporate control you must subscribe for temporary access" is close to the maximum of possession—just not for *you*.
No possessions would mean that the corp cannot prevent you from just *having* what you need without paying them.
No possessions takes away the power of possession. Only subscription *maximizes* the power of possession.
…sorry for being so serious. Stallman already warned of this 13 years ago. https://www.bostonreview.net/articles/what-does-that-server-really-serve/
@VeryBadLlama But just to add insult to injury: you cannot buy ebooks in the EU anymore: they are only "communication to the public" not a sale. That’s an EuGH decision: https://curia.europa.eu/juris/document/document.jsf?docid=221829&mode=req&pageIndex=1&dir=&occ=first&part=1&text=C%25E2%2580%2591263%252F18&doclang=EN&cid=4222787#ctx1
You’re legally forbidden from actually owning the ebook you buy, except if you buy not one copy but the rights to all.
It’s why I only buy ebooks that are under CC license: you want me to pay, offer it with a license that allows me to pass it on, or offer it printed on paper, so I can actually own it.
@VeryBadLlama I mean this shit is getting out of control...
https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/13/23206999/car-subscription-nightmare-heated-seats-remote-start
Me: I'ma take a shit.
eToilet (very clever and intuitive, apparently): Please log in to eToilet on the app to complete this action.
Me: Fuck you. I'ma take a shit.
eToilet: Good luck with that...
@ghost_shit
> eToilet (very clever and intuitive, apparently): Please log in to eToilet on the app to complete this action
@VeryBadLlama coming soon, pay per month per feature on your car.
https://www.reviewgeek.com/122900/bmw-will-charge-monthly-to-use-your-cars-basic-features/
In select countries, BMW now charges a monthly fee to enable basic vehicle features. Customers who want to use their heated seats, for example, need to pony up $18 a month. It’s one of the grubbiest micro-transaction schemes we’ve ever heard of.