when John Lennon told me to imagine no possessions I just don't think he was envisioning a world where everything in my life is available only through a subscription-based model because the costs of personal property have been intentionally placed beyond my reach
Me: I'ma take a shit.
eToilet (very clever and intuitive, apparently): Please log in to eToilet on the app to complete this action.
Me: Fuck you. I'ma take a shit.
eToilet: Good luck with that...