@christianselig @stroughtonsmith Siri is the dumbest thing in the world. It will do the oddest things. When you use your phone and you *see* the correct speech to text, and then it… hallucinates something bat shit.

Me: Siri, set the kitchen shades to 20%
Text: [the above]
Siri: playing smooth jazz in the living room!

The fuq.

@christianselig @stroughtonsmith “hey siri, set a 10 minute timer.”

Siri: “There’s already a 10 minute timer. What would you like to name it?”

Me: “Nevermind”.

Siri: “Setting a 10 minute nevermind timer.”

@christianselig I had something like that:
“Hey Siri, turn on the lights in the living room”
“Okay, some of the lights didn’t respond, you can ask me which ones”
“Which ones?”
“Here’s what I found on the internet for ‘which ones’”

😐

@christianselig And I thought Google Home is the worst

Me: Ok Google, Set timer to 15 Minutes

Google: Would you like to set a timer?

Me: Yes

Google: Okay, for how long?

Me: 15 minutes

Google: Setting timer to 15 minutes

*15 minutes later, timer is ringing*

Me: Ok Google, stop

Google, after taking a long time to think: Playing “Stop” by the Spice Girls!

*timer is still ringing as the spice girls begin to sing*

@christianselig hey siri, turn off tv

There’s nothing playing on the TV

While I stare at my tv and Apple TV very much being ON

@christianselig “Hey Siri, turn off the living room tv”

*listens on HomePod, responds from phone*

“You’ll need to unlock your device first.”

@christianselig nice! my favorite of mine so far has to be:

“Hey Siri, play white noise”

“Okay, here’s ‘More Human Than Human’ by White Zombie.”

😬