I had completely forgotten about this ten year old video making fun of Java but it's solid gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3418SeWZfQ
JavaZone 2013: Javapocalypse

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@0xabad1dea this is amazing, how have i never seen this.
@wirepair should have been paying more attention to your beloved teammateโ€™s tweets ten years ago
@0xabad1dea HEY that's not fair :P omg was it 10 years ago?
@wirepair I worked at big v from october 2011 to june 2015 :)
@0xabad1dea cool well now I feel super old thanks
@0xabad1dea Isn't this supposed to be pro-Java? JavaZone's videos iirc were always sincerely pro-Java, like the Lady Gaga/Java song
@worr "we can expect an update in 42 years" "open source activity detected" you can be a java developer and still make fun of java. in fact if you don't something is very wrong
Dot Net Vs JAVA Funniest Video Ever Must Watch)

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@0xabad1dea Oh that's fabulous. I missed that back at the time. Thanks!
I had guessed it might be the excellent "let's talk about languages that suck" "Wat" lightning talk (https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat ) but that was javascript, not java.
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