I had completely forgotten about this ten year old video making fun of Java but it's solid gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3418SeWZfQ
JavaZone 2013: Javapocalypse

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@0xabad1dea Isn't this supposed to be pro-Java? JavaZone's videos iirc were always sincerely pro-Java, like the Lady Gaga/Java song
@worr "we can expect an update in 42 years" "open source activity detected" you can be a java developer and still make fun of java. in fact if you don't something is very wrong