Oooh. I finally got cryptocurrency spam here. I missed it the last time it happened.
@mmasnick I finally got one. I am almost flattered.
@mmasnick It's nice to feel included isn't it šŸ˜‹
@mmasnick I've gotten both crypto spam and porn spam. I feel very special.
@annmlipton @mmasnick I've only got the crypto ones. I feel cheated.

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Now, there's a crossover waiting to happen. No more plumbers, pizza delivery boys, etc. Let's see some BitCoin trader porn. Maybe with an SBF look-alike.

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I feel left out. They never write. They never call.

I wonder if I need a new mouthwash?

@mmasnick Looks like I missed out this time. I've gotten it for the last couple of spam waves.
@mmasnick I sent them a heartfelt reply that involved fellating donkeys. Haven't heard back.
@mmasnick I always seem to get it after I post something. My guess is that they're pulling active accounts from the Federated feed.
@mmasnick Yeah, I got one yesterday for the first time, from a newly created account.
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Multiple (apparently machine generated) accounts on mastodon.social scamming for dogeai, aidoge.
@mmasnick I’m responding to them all by asking for their private keys. Maybe a chat bot, but it keeps going, ignoring my request in every message.
@mmasnick wonder if there's a client that could filter this stuff out
@mmasnick Welcome to the club! 🦓 🐶
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Tales from the CRYPT o currency
@mmasnick Part of the club this round too. Feels like I've arrived. Looking forward to your #SCOTUS reaction.