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The Volatile MermaidMy niece was singing along to Ziggy Stardust and instead of “like a leper messiah” she sang “like a leopard vagina” so those are officially the lyrics now.
Sylvie Parris@OhNoSheTwitnt my grandson sings the chorus to the song 23 which says “J’s on my feet” as cheese on my feet. I think his version is better.
James 🦉 #FBPE 
@OhNoSheTwitnt When I was a kid I used to sing along to the Final Countdown, "We're heading for penis, penis, peeeeenis."
Dr Alice Violett@OhNoSheTwitnt 🎶 making love with his eagle 🎶
Aaron Perks@OhNoSheTwitnt My childhood was mishearing the lyrics from spice girls "the heat is on to get out of the gutter" but my childhood ears understood heat is on to get out of the butter... Embarrassing 😂
Iwillyeah@Huckerby uh. You should probably internet those lyrics a sec hun.
@Iwillyeah oh lord I can't even find the lyrics I thought of.. 😅
@Huckerby I'm roaring😂
@Iwillyeah Still not found any results, I must have been making it up the entire time.. haha
@Huckerby I think you're looking for the first line of who do you think you are. But I could be wrong🤭
Greg Stolze@OhNoSheTwitnt Today, in “The Kids Are All Right”.
Ashley Porciuncula@OhNoSheTwitnt Bowie would approve.
Kitty Chandler@AshleyMarineP @OhNoSheTwitnt Came here to say exactly this.
John G Fitzgerald
Cherie@OhNoSheTwitnt David Bowie didn't make many mistakes musically, but this one... well "leopard vagina" is clearly the better lyric. And it is how I will sing it henceforth!
Cindi Knox [not parody]@OhNoSheTwitnt DO NOT GOOGLE LEOPARD VAGINA.
Char@OhNoSheTwitnt counselor at Girl Scout camp told me when Beatles ‘I wanna hold your hand’ came out she was sure they were saying “I get hives, I get hives, I get hives….”
Tranarchist@OhNoSheTwitnt that just sounds like a quirky way to say herpes
Large Heydon Collider@OhNoSheTwitnt For American Pie, I always sing "I know that you're in love with him, cos you keep him in a wheelie bin."
TrendyWebAltar@OhNoSheTwitnt By extension, this should also be the official #lyrics to the #Metallica #song!
Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green, heaven you will meet
Make a contribution and you'll get a better seat
Bow to Leopard Vaginaaaaa!
ArmitN@OhNoSheTwitnt I think if Bowie was alive he’d agree to change the lyrics. Brilliant.
Joe Hill 🇵🇸🇺🇦@OhNoSheTwitnt Lol. I’ve always heard it as #LeatherMessiah aka Vince Taylor