Ken White
CNN should just lean in and approach everything with this ethos. “What if we ask Kanye host a Seder? What would happen if we bought Jared Fogle a Build-A-Bear franchise? OOOHHHH JEFFREY DAHMER COOKING SHOW”
May 11, 2023 at 3:00pmWeb
Show threadSex Crazed SaltShaker of DeathMay 11, 2023
@Popehat
That one made me laugh out loud.
Show threadXavier Ashe May 11, 2023
@Popehat Okay, this made me lol
Show threadFallsMom 🌻May 11, 2023
@Popehat Maybe hire Tom Wambsgans!
Show threadChris BMay 11, 2023

@Popehat The George Santos Power of The Truth Hour

Hosted by the world famous champion Alpine skier and former astronaut

Show threadSwalshMay 11, 2023
@Popehat We need a @cnnpitchbot account like there is for the NYT on Twitter.
Show threadBee O'Problem May 11, 2023
@Popehat arts and crafts with Ed Gein? HH Holmes architecture symposium?
Show threadBrian DearMay 11, 2023
@Popehat So, the plot of the 70s film NETWORK all over again
Show threadregphuntMay 11, 2023
@Popehat Shut up! They might LIKE these!!
Show threadeyebrowsgerri will not complyMay 11, 2023
@Popehat I hate myself for laughing. But you are really funny.😂
Show threadToots McGeeMay 11, 2023

@Popehat CNN town hall schedule for the year

June: Derek Chauvin
July: Ginni Thomas
August: Alex Berenson
September: Kyle Rittenhouse
October: Qanon Shaman
November: Stewart Rhodes
December: Ivanka Trump

Show threadkkellerMay 11, 2023
@emmreef how did you get Trump's short list for VP candidates?!?
Show threadBadwolf303May 11, 2023
@emmreef @Popehat I’d rather hear from Ivana than Ivanka.
Show threadGATEKEEPERMay 11, 2023
@emmreef @Popehat
The Shaman will be late, he's in jail...lol
Show threadToots McGeeMay 11, 2023
@GatekeepKen @Popehat Chauvin too but they'll bring the town hall to them
Show threadDavid Hull 胡大衛May 11, 2023

@Popehat

A George Santos show on ethics!

Gingrich hosting a marriage counseling show!

A show where Boris Johnson runs a barber shop!

Harlan Crow runs a pawn shop for Nazi memorabilia!

Or better yet! Clarence Thomas hosts a travel show of his favorite Walmart parking lots!

There is a lot of money to be made in ruining what's left of CNN's reputation.

Show threadCaylaMay 11, 2023
@Popehat
"Having Pope Hat host a live legal show with viewers calling in" 👀
Show thread🇨🇦 TRH 🇨🇦May 11, 2023
@Popehat *sponsored in part by Hitlerburger, its the reich stuff*
Show threadJosh (he/his)May 11, 2023

@Popehat

We could call it "Damned and Dahmer" because he cooks all his guests!

Show threadBadwolf303May 11, 2023
@sinboy @Popehat The opening hook could say , If it’s Dahmer you know damn right It’s Fresh
Show threaddark was the night 🌚May 11, 2023
@Popehat that is... Dark. Appropriately so.
Show threadmvarioMay 11, 2023
@Popehat
The Women's Hour with Andrew Tate?
Show threadthinkgriffMay 11, 2023
@Popehat An limited-series documentary on this history of classical music hosted by the lead singer of Smashmouth?
Show threadAndy KMay 11, 2023
@Popehat “To build a more perfect Union” to be hosted on CNN by a reincarnated Jefferson Davis.
Show threadDo NOT Fear|🇺🇸🇺🇦🐊🦉🌊💙May 11, 2023
@Popehat As much as it sucks, their ratings are in the dumps. I love their podcasts, but apparently I'm in the minority
Show threadRobert SzaszMay 11, 2023
@Popehat https://saturation.social/@Noupside/110350597945809782
Renee DiResta (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Their job isn’t to “make news”, it’s to cover news. This was a pseudoevent - a produced moment envisioned by an outlet, made for entertainment. No one learned anything new about the world from it.

Saturation
Show threadJohn O’DonnellMay 11, 2023
@rszasz @Popehat
News channels are there to report the news, that why journalists are also called reporters.
When you make the news, you are now a disaster.
Show threadDr James J TeethMay 11, 2023

@Popehat

I bet Dahmer’s head cheese would be killer.

(Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.)

Show threadRighteous HazardMay 11, 2023

@Popehat Exec Chris Licht, proudly touting CNN's pivot to the center of the 'Is human flesh tasty?' cultural divide:

"You may not like the taste of stew made out of human flesh, but you can't say that we didn't make stew."

"While we all may have been uncomfortable watching people dine on human flesh, that was also an important part of the story,"

Covering Trump's increasing appetite for human flesh is "tricky and messy," Licht says, and it will "continue to be messy and tricky, but it's our job." He confidently says "America was served (if you take my meaning), very well by what we did last night."

Show threadMemphisDaPlaya 🎲🎲May 11, 2023

@Popehat

Sarah Huckabee Sanders with:

Dancing With The Tsars.

Show threadPaul ChernoffMay 11, 2023
@Popehat CNN might have saved themselves if they put in a off switch on Trump’s mic and used it every time he lied and used that time to tell the audience that Trump lied and provided details.
Show threadJonathan HendryMay 11, 2023

@Popehat

Dahmer, as you know, is dead. But maybe Armin Meiwes is available.

Or Armie Hammer.

Show threadideaPDishMay 11, 2023
@Popehat
Vegan much?
Show threadRansford 🇵🇸May 11, 2023
@Popehat 😂😂😂
Show threadnick colemanMay 11, 2023
@Popehat Jeffrey Dahmer cooking show… don’t even want to think about the grotesque possibilities of such a program haha
Show threadBeth MorganMay 11, 2023
@Popehat What if Bob Ross, but Hitler?
Show threadOldeHippi 🦋🎨🙏🌺May 11, 2023

@Popehat

#BoycottCNN

Show threadKikoKateMay 11, 2023
@Popehat 😳
Show threadSofaKingHighMay 11, 2023
@Popehat as a leftist who thinks most democrats deserve an r by their names, it’s gonna be fun watching g the cnn brand crash and burn
Show threadGATEKEEPERMay 11, 2023
@Popehat and a MY PILLOW Fight with Marg and some random street person..
Show threadThat Anonymous CowardMay 12, 2023

@Popehat

Ken...

Show threadMinisterofimpedimentsMay 12, 2023
@Popehat you realize that some cable Exec already has thought of these things…right? Or will run with the idea you just put out there? So…thanks?
Show threadKevin RussellMay 13, 2023

@Popehat

CNN is no longer CNN. CNN was sold. CNN was seized, like twitter was seized by Elon Musk.

They hated CNN coverage of the insurrection. They ENDED CNN.

CNN is a Fox News with faces that look like sane journalists (that were not fired already) but smile and offer a tyrant as if he were not responsible for an attempted coup.

CNN, because it was sold, and now cannot but report news only as directed, is now a FOX NEWS CHANNEL.

Show threadQuantumMay 13, 2023
@kevinrns @Popehat It would be a serious blow to democracy, when one side buys out all media. Democracy depends on information and thus on a pluriform media.
Show threadreprobateMay 14, 2023
@kevinrns @Popehat Fox and News do not belong in the same sentence. They are simply the televised version of a supermarket tabloid. Yellow Journalism at its finest, The "National Tattler" at its usual.