PwnallthethingsKind of feel that if we have to live in an age where a politician can just say anything and live in a crazy fantasy world where it's assumed true, it's such a shame that the lies are all so fascisty and boring and not like "vote for me, literally all of you will be an astronaut in my term" or something
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Moderator: Candidate, Stewart from New LittleHampsted asks "how will you fix inflation", you have two minutes
Candidate: GIANT ROBOTS, next question
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@Pwnallthethings could be more different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3kELe0M8A
West Wing - Secret Plan to Fight Inflation
Waterluvian@Pwnallthethings as someone who is working on GIANT ROBOTS, this candidate has my vote.
cchelberg@Pwnallthethings Labors for all!
Shunra@Pwnallthethings with infallibility included.
Shambolic Matter
Virginicus@xorn @Pwnallthethings You’re a false pope. I’m the real one.
flere-imsaho 🇺🇦@Pwnallthethings every person on this earth is a genuine and authorized pope.
cmeier@Pwnallthethings I nominate @godpod
Kevin Riggle@Pwnallthethings operators in Avignon are standing by
Marc LaFoy
@Pwnallthethings and to make matters worse, its showing a shitload of people that they can exhibit the same behavior and roughly expect the same kind of response.
Sauce
Intransitive Lie(moved)
Michael Wyman@Pwnallthethings the people interested in that candidate decided what they really wanted wasn’t astronauts but to cause and see other peoples’ suffering.
Brian Danger Hicks@Pwnallthethings the first candidate that promises to wean us off of fossil fuels by constructing a Dyson Sphere gets my vote
JamesAkers@Pwnallthethings the campaigh as marketing blitz- like a dish soap commerical. Simple, relatable, easily understandable problem is solved by their entertaining, charismatic canidate who will usher their voters into a golden age utopia.
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Robin from Colorado 🇺🇸🇺🇦@Pwnallthethings the media helps him