"and with the ceremonial Whirling of the Plates successfully completed, Charles is now King of England"
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Charles: "Waiting for a call from the Ed Sullivan Show...what? It's off the air?"
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Being a Commoner, I don't have much love for members of the Monarchy or Peerage ... the basic unfairness of that system is one of the reasons I emigrated from the UK at twenty.
But then I see the ceremonial Whirling of the Plates (which I don't remember from the ERII show) and I wonder if perhaps I might have been hasty.
Obviously, the Monarchy is evolving.

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One must appreciate the skill, but that is still a highly impractical hat. The one they foisted on the Mrs was even worse.

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@IamHappyToast πŸ₯₯ ALT Text: Photo shows #KingCharles winning the "Most Elaborate #MichaelJackson Cosplay Costume" contest by spinning plates above his head in full royal regalia and wearing just one white glove. πŸ₯₯ #AltText

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Christian Fascism on display for all the world to see, and people still don't get it. #FuckReligion

@IamHappyToast I thought he was more of a clown, personally. πŸ€”
@IamHappyToast 🀣 and I think he would find this funny too! Brilliant!

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Does this mean we were without one for months and everything was just as normal?

I think we need this Republic thing sooner than later. #NotMyKing

@hittitezombie @IamHappyToast No. we were quite safe, because Penny β€˜War Hero’ Mordant was protecting us with her frikkin’ ENORMOUS SWORD.
Rest easy, everyone.

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Not sure, she has obviously dropped all the plates -she- was spinning.

@hittitezombie @IamHappyToast How dare you impugn her competence! She underwent an extensive 6 week course of walking-slowly-with-a-heavy-thing.
That takes guts.
As a fully decorated admiral, she also watched the boat leaving Portsmouth for the Falklands, which makes her a WAR HERO.
@IamHappyToast So they finally found something he was useful for? That crown needs a propeller.
@IamHappyToast This is only slightly more absurd than everything else about the entire institution of the monarchy. Slightly and deliciously
@IamHappyToast I probably would be arrested for this in the UK today, but I laughed out loud at this.
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Quite funnyβ€”

And considering that it’s competing with (among other things) the Bracelet of Sincerity and Wisdom, that’s saying something.

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If only he needed that level of skill to be crowned... or ANY level of skill, at anything, really...

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@IamHappyToast "For Scotland, next, he will take part in a traditional highland games"
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