"and with the ceremonial Whirling of the Plates successfully completed, Charles is now King of England"

@IamHappyToast

Does this mean we were without one for months and everything was just as normal?

I think we need this Republic thing sooner than later. #NotMyKing

@hittitezombie @IamHappyToast No. we were quite safe, because Penny ‘War Hero’ Mordant was protecting us with her frikkin’ ENORMOUS SWORD.
Rest easy, everyone.

@blabberlicious @IamHappyToast

Not sure, she has obviously dropped all the plates -she- was spinning.

@hittitezombie @IamHappyToast How dare you impugn her competence! She underwent an extensive 6 week course of walking-slowly-with-a-heavy-thing.
That takes guts.
As a fully decorated admiral, she also watched the boat leaving Portsmouth for the Falklands, which makes her a WAR HERO.