Molly Whitewith bluesky using domains for usernames, the time has finally come for of us who've somewhat habitually collected bizarro domains over the years
benlast year i discovered that law360.com required a "professional email address" to sign up for free, which is how i came to be the proud owner of fartbag.lol
Space Hobo@molly0xfff Does law three-sixty dot com send you mails with the salutation "Hiya, Toots!"?
Furby@molly0xfff I love what you've done when you navigate there
Callisto
robert daniel pickard@molly0xfff i thought 'insanecloudposse' was funny until i had to say it out loud 16 times to engineering because it was part of a bug i'd discovered.
Roy #BLM Pardee 🇺🇸@molly0xfff LOL! Can't help but be reminded of this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWIlScfHwOU&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive
Dillon-Edwards Investments - Saturday Night Live
@molly0xfff Who do I have to lobby to get the .fart TLD approved?
Nathan A. Stine
Darryl Ramm@molly0xfff Board members asked me to have a look at marketing at their company. I was noticing a few things that could do with some work, and hated how accessing everthing required "work email addresses". Folks in marketing defended that as "needed for security". I settled that by signing up to their stuff from some of the worst sewer-pit Russian and other email hosts. 🙂
Lennart Koopmann@molly0xfff I could offer you wtf.horse
Viss@_lennart @molly0xfff i have hax.lol and several other absurd 'i used to use these for redteaming' domains :D - snakeoil.lol, malware.rodeo, thisisnota.camera etc
Lukas@molly0xfff @[email protected] would have been a killer handle on 2018 mastodon tbh. I can relate though, I had a micro instance at misanthropy.wang.
Some Kind Of Anhedonia@jemsu @molly0xfff Misanthropy Wang is my Morrissey cover band.
miki@molly0xfff Fun fact. Most of those services work perfectly well with local (think Polish/Turkish/Russian) email providers.
Finnley Dolfin@molly0xfff LOL That's awesome.
Any chance of offering redirects to people?
excited for the mastodon rise@molly0xfff you're my hero
Nour Agha 
@molly0xfff I have an omg.lol address and it rocks actually
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@molly0xfff I am the equal-parts-proud-and-ashamed owner of fisting.horse for the same reason. the domain was the result of trying to come up with the worst possible thing to have on a business card (without being outright offensive)
@molly0xfff and yes I did make the business cards.
femaven@gsuberland @molly0xfff iirc that’s how you check if a horse is pregnant
Melissa BearTrix 🏳️⚧️oh my ... Blushing
I am a self confessed domain whore
Cantpeople.com.au {you need to say this in an Australian accent where the 'a' sounds like 'u'
Onlyflans.online
I get these strange and bizarre ideas and just have to get the domain name ... It's an addiction
Giggles
Hugz & xXx
@melissabeartrix @gsuberland i would sign up for onlyflans
dexitroboper
Nerd That Talks Good
Nihl L'Amas@molly0xfff Your business plan is interesting, but I am not ready to invest at the moment.
Jessamyn@molly0xfff Another great use for my masshole.us email address!
Yohannon@molly0xfff ma’am I want to thank you for finding my barely hidden 12yo self who just made a sixty year old human snort out loud and want to sit next to you during lunch. Well played, indeed!
one of a number of patricks@molly0xfff Adapt. Overcome. Love it.
OnlyException@molly0xfff sell whoopee couchens
Dr. Fancypants, Esq.@molly0xfff The paid subscription fees for Law360 are ridiculous, so hat’s off to you for this.
Dakin Hardwick@molly0xfff I would pay good money for a fartbag.lol email address
Andrew Kniss@molly0xfff TOOTS 😂😂😱😱💀💀
Alan Langford 🇨🇦🧤🧊摏@molly0xfff Slow clap.
carozas@molly0xfff I literally loled
Everyday Freethought@molly0xfff Will there be swag? A lot of people here in Austin, TX take reusable bags to the grocery store. I bet a bag with "fartbag" written on the side would get some attention.
Dieu@molly0xfff gross but enchanting
hanscees@molly0xfff so you are the reason I had to register fartbag2.lol 😎
alarmed feet operative: kimothy siddon@molly0xfff i am forever fighting an inner urge to buy a truly awful domain and offer suspiciously good and reliable email hosting for people on it. e.g.
@piss.baby
Patrick Hadfield@molly0xfff I get annoyed by places that don't let one take in "professional cameras".
I want to know how my camera is making money from my pictures when I'm not!
Frances Coppola 
frater mus@molly0xfff I am reminded of the SNL skit where the law firm had the website drunkenclown.barf "because all the good names were already taken".
Matt Terenzio@molly0xfff Might be time for me to use my brain.tattoo domain
joeross⛅️me@molly0xfff Ah yes, that perennial guarantee of professionalism that is the corporate/law firm email address…
v̾i̾t̾r̾i̾o̾l̾i̾x̾@molly0xfff when are you opening it up to public signups?
bobert@molly0xfff So you got the domain I had in mind for https://frt.rip, should’ve been faster 😃
@combatwombat can i redirect fartbag.lol there? 😁
@molly0xfff it would be an honor :)
@combatwombat done 😁 that's way better than what i had
@molly0xfff awesome. https times out, but is perhaps not necessary for this. btw, open DevTools for the secret fart piano ✨