“You must rotate your credentials every 60 days.”

*takes USB-C YubiKey out of slot*
*turns it upside down*
*plugs it back in*

@benno I'm reminded of the fact that USB C is directional so you could have a drive return different data depending on the orientation.
@baishen @benno Oh no way, really?

@valentinegb @baishen There's a pair of "configuration channel" pins in the connector that are in symmetric positions so they are switched when you rotate the plug 180°.

USB-C cables leave one of the configuration channel pins disconnected, which allows devices to determine cable orientation and behave accordingly. Normally the device will just use this info to swap some data channels if needed. It could instead use it to provide different behaviour though.

More details on the configuration channel here: https://medium.com/@leung.benson/usb-type-c-s-configuration-channel-31e08047677d

USB Type-C™’s Configuration Channel - Benson Leung - Medium

I’ve been getting questions about why certain kinds of USB adapters or cables work to charge new USB Type-C™ devices, and why other adapters are necessary to charge legacy devices from USB Type-C…

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@valentinegb @baishen @benno officially the docs and certification rules says you need to make it bidirectional, but if you don't care about that then it's possible
@Natanael_L @valentinegb @baishen @benno Even if it weren't, you could still mount an orientation sensor in it. 😈
@baishen @benno wait really? that’s kinda cool actually, i wonder if some software could detect that and have like a secret partition on a usb 🤔
@baishen @benno Just saying, by adding a little accelerometer to the USB drive you could even make it return four different sets of data depending on which of (a) the drive and (b) the laptop is upside down at a particular time.
@benno tried with USB-A key, now neither key nor port work, please advise
@aeduna @benno should have rotated it 360 degrees
@aeduna @benno I actually own a travel charger for my Apple Watch that can be plugged in in either way. And yes, it’s USB A
@aeduna @benno for USB-A, simply rotate a full 360° half as often
@benno @petrillic I wish I could respond with this to our password rotation policy
@benno @petrillic fuck u (rotates credentials)
@benno "Ticket closed: no response from user in 7 days."
@benno I think they mean to change usernames.
@ellie the most secure credentials are the ones no one can guess, including the user.
@crumbs Welcome back, Ms ed909676-c7e3-4c98-86db-a5cf5335e825.
@ellie @crumbs
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@benno "Please rotate your password by 180 degrees every 60 days. The password may only include the following characters: 0, 6, 8, 9, H, I, N, O, S, X, Z, b, d, l, n, o, p, q, s, u, x, z."
@benno sounds like a job for rot13….
@benno But what if you’re not allowed to use one of the last 10 used credentials? 🫠
@benno That took me a sec lmfao
@benno @mwl Snatch the pebble, security Ninja 🙏🏻
@benno I got one just this week! Can't wait to start rotating it.
@benno
So useful having USB A at one end and C at the other!
@benno that's a good one, thanks for sharing ! 😂
@benno Definitely works better (from experience!) if you rotate it 2 pi radians instead of just pi. There are days I just can't get it to work until I fix that!
@benno @socketwench they say rotate, but they don't specify a reference point. My credentials rotate daily around the gravitational center of the earth 
@benno
Does this mean “change your pswd”?
@benno I did it with a USB-A and broke my computer. Thanks a lot.

@benno I use @nitrokey ...

Also changing passwords is actually weakening security.

@benno please don‘t try this with an USB-A YubiKey.
@benno turn over to side be and insert to F%$&ing box XD different time, same means of storage X3
@benno @luna tbh I'd love to have a hardware token that adds the time it has been continually unlocked into the signature.