Upon powerup, the CPU begins to execute code.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Hab grad mal wieder eine SIM-Karte besorgt zum Registrieren von Test-Accounts.

Kioskbetreiber bietet mir Karten für 18€-20€ an.

"Ne", sage ich, "woanders gib's immer welche für 5€, z.B. Lyca oder Lebara."

Dann greift er einen Stapel und meint: "Da hab ich nur die registrierten hier."

"Ist doch super", sage ich. "Dann braucht's da keinen Ausweis?"

"Ne."

Aber Hauptsache Tante Erna muss für die Registrierung von ihrer Telekom-Karte einmal zum Postident.
#Sicherheitstheater

“You must rotate your credentials every 60 days.”

*takes USB-C YubiKey out of slot*
*turns it upside down*
*plugs it back in*

VOWELS

Japanese: every vowel is spoken exactly as it is.
German: if a vowel is a little different, we indicate this in writing with an efficiënt märker
French: the longer the string of vowels, the less you say it.
Dutch: we invented some cool new vowels by smashing 2 together, you can't even hear them unless you're dutch! ei ij ou oe au
American English: every vowel can be schwa if y' jəs stəp cərəng əbət ət
New Zealind: wi hiv inly in viwil
Welsh: w is a vowel.

Microsoft's t̶e̶x̶t̶ g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ AI is berating user for claiming it's 2023, not 2022 and demands an apology for the rude behavior

So bizarre, is this real?

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/bing/comments/110eagl/the_customer_service_of_the_new_bing_chat_is/

#AI #gpt